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Porch Pirates

(gentle wistful music) That's why it's so toughthis time of year, you know?

(gentle wistful music) That's why it's so tough
this time of year, you know?

Full Transcript

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(gentle wistful music)
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That's why it's so tough this time of year, you know?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:33
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, family
Production
Ichthys Films,Pine Line Studios,Red Plaid Films

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Movie Summary

A trio of detectives race to catch a mischievous gang of porch pirates and recover the Mayor's prized Beanie Baby, all while juggling their own holiday chaos.
- Oh, I, I poured myself into the relationship, - Porch Pirates 00:16
- Oh, I, I poured myself into the relationship,
Yeah, one morning I woke up - Porch Pirates 00:08
Yeah, one morning I woke up
- Well, you know, I, I ignored red flag after red flag. - Porch Pirates 00:06
- Well, you know, I, I ignored red flag after red flag.
And I even forgave him for cheating on me - Porch Pirates 00:06
And I even forgave him for cheating on me
(glasses clink) (gentle wistful music) - Porch Pirates 00:17
(glasses clink) (gentle wistful music)
(oil sizzling) - Porch Pirates 00:10
(oil sizzling)
(utensils clanging) - Porch Pirates 00:05
(utensils clanging)
(keyboard clacking) - Porch Pirates 00:07
(keyboard clacking)
(gentle whimsical music) - Porch Pirates 00:10
(gentle whimsical music)
- Uh, I said, "You look gorgeous, woman." - Porch Pirates 00:11
- Uh, I said, "You look gorgeous, woman."
- Ooh, buenos dias. Morning. - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Ooh, buenos dias. Morning.
- I knew it. I knew I detected a little office romance. - Porch Pirates 00:06
- I knew it. I knew I detected a little office romance.
- Now I don't know about all that, - Porch Pirates 00:06
- Now I don't know about all that,
- Well, if you ask me, - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Well, if you ask me,
- (laughs) That wasn't a coworker look - Porch Pirates 00:05
- (laughs) That wasn't a coworker look
She needs my approval if she's going - Porch Pirates 00:06
She needs my approval if she's going
(both laughing) (gentle whimsical music) - Porch Pirates 00:15
(both laughing) (gentle whimsical music)
Mr. Murphy, this is Detective Jones - Porch Pirates 00:06
Mr. Murphy, this is Detective Jones
- Were you aware that your neighbor had some packages stolen from his home? - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Were you aware that your neighbor had some packages stolen...
- Yeah, well, I am calling all the surrounding neighbors - Porch Pirates 00:09
- Yeah, well, I am calling all the surrounding neighbors