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Porch Pirates

I shot a kid and over a stupid stuffed animal. (panting) He's all right now, but

I shot a kid and over a stupid stuffed animal. (panting) He's all right now, but

Full Transcript

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- I shot a kid
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and over a stupid stuffed animal. (panting)
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He's all right now, but...
Duration
13 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:07
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, family
Production
Ichthys Films,Pine Line Studios,Red Plaid Films

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Movie Summary

A trio of detectives race to catch a mischievous gang of porch pirates and recover the Mayor's prized Beanie Baby, all while juggling their own holiday chaos.
You are a good papa and Grandpa, - Porch Pirates 00:06
You are a good papa and Grandpa,
That is why I love you so much. (sniffling) - Porch Pirates 00:12
That is why I love you so much. (sniffling)
- If he had just come out when we called him, - Porch Pirates 00:06
- If he had just come out when we called him,
(bright upbeat music) - Porch Pirates 00:06
(bright upbeat music)
(suitcase thuds) - Porch Pirates 00:10
(suitcase thuds)
(suitcase thuds) - Porch Pirates 00:07
(suitcase thuds)
All right, we know you didn't do all those jobs alone. - Porch Pirates 00:05
All right, we know you didn't do all those jobs alone.
- Why? You don't think I'm smart enough? - Porch Pirates 00:06
- Why? You don't think I'm smart enough?
- Well that, and we suspect one of your coworkers - Porch Pirates 00:07
- Well that, and we suspect one of your coworkers
- Look, I already confessed. - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Look, I already confessed.
The best thing you can do is cooperate, - Porch Pirates 00:06
The best thing you can do is cooperate,
(Marcos seething) - Porch Pirates 00:13
(Marcos seething)
- Okay, I see. You think you're a tough guy. - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Okay, I see. You think you're a tough guy.
Well, with your record, you'll be doing 20 easy, - Porch Pirates 00:07
Well, with your record, you'll be doing 20 easy,
- Maybe a night in our holding cell will change your tune. - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Maybe a night in our holding cell will change your tune.
- Depends. What kind of tunes you guys got? - Porch Pirates 00:06
- Depends. What kind of tunes you guys got?
(gentle pensive music) - Porch Pirates 00:07
(gentle pensive music)
- Well, yeah. Still waiting on Maria's Christmas gift. - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Well, yeah. Still waiting on Maria's Christmas gift.
Pull up, uh, that Santa's Texas Workshop website. - Porch Pirates 00:06
Pull up, uh, that Santa's Texas Workshop website.
(gentle whimsical music) (keyboard clacking) - Porch Pirates 00:07
(gentle whimsical music) (keyboard clacking)