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Porch Pirates

I wish I would've been picked for the so-called Secret Santa

I wish I would've been picked for the so-called Secret Santa

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I wish I would've been picked
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for the so-called Secret Santa.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:34:42
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, family
Production
Ichthys Films,Pine Line Studios,Red Plaid Films

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Movie Summary

A trio of detectives race to catch a mischievous gang of porch pirates and recover the Mayor's prized Beanie Baby, all while juggling their own holiday chaos.
- Ah, thanks, Ma. - [Maria] Yeah. (laughs) - Porch Pirates 00:10
- Ah, thanks, Ma. - [Maria] Yeah. (laughs)
- [Mayor] Yes, there was a box of glass Christmas pickles - Porch Pirates 00:06
- [Mayor] Yes, there was a box of glass Christmas pickles
(group laughing) - Porch Pirates 00:06
(group laughing)
Did you purchase that glass pickle - Porch Pirates 00:05
Did you purchase that glass pickle
- Where do you all think you're going? It's Christmas Eve. - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Where do you all think you're going? It's Christ...
- Don't worry, Maria. I promise this won't take long. - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Don't worry, Maria. I promise this won't take lo...
(Maria groans) - Porch Pirates 00:07
(Maria groans)
- Yeah, do you really think Sticky ratted us out? - Porch Pirates 00:06
- Yeah, do you really think Sticky ratted us out?
- Well... - As long it's not the East coast, - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Well... - As long it's not the East coast,
(sirens wailing) (tense suspenseful music) - Porch Pirates 00:07
(sirens wailing) (tense suspenseful music)
(gentle whimsical music) (insects chirping) - Porch Pirates 00:09
(gentle whimsical music) (insects chirping)
(tense energetic music) - Porch Pirates 00:08
(tense energetic music)
{\an8}And a bit of a Christmas miracle last night - Porch Pirates 00:06
{\an8}And a bit of a Christmas miracle last night
{\an8}These are the ones who were dressing up as pirates - Porch Pirates 00:07
{\an8}These are the ones who were dressing up as pirates
They were arrested and charged with the theft - Porch Pirates 00:07
They were arrested and charged with the theft
For the time being, it seems these guys are - Porch Pirates 00:06
For the time being, it seems these guys are
- Okay, okay. Come on, sweetie. - Porch Pirates 00:06
- Okay, okay. Come on, sweetie.
I'll get the coffee started. All right, I'm coming. - Porch Pirates 00:06
I'll get the coffee started. All right, I'm coming...
- I'm coming. (grunts) - Porch Pirates 00:11
- I'm coming. (grunts)
(bright gentle music continues) - Porch Pirates 00:37
(bright gentle music continues)