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Porch Pirates

Yeah, one morning I woke up and found that he hadpacked everything up and left, and I...

Yeah, one morning I woke up and found that he had
packed everything up and left, and I never saw it coming

Full Transcript

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Yeah, one morning I woke up
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and found that he had packed everything up and left,
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and I never saw it coming.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:10
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, family
Production
Ichthys Films,Pine Line Studios,Red Plaid Films

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Movie Summary

A trio of detectives race to catch a mischievous gang of porch pirates and recover the Mayor's prized Beanie Baby, all while juggling their own holiday chaos.
- Well, you know, I, I ignored red flag after red flag. - Porch Pirates 00:06
- Well, you know, I, I ignored red flag after red flag.
And I even forgave him for cheating on me - Porch Pirates 00:06
And I even forgave him for cheating on me
(glasses clink) (gentle wistful music) - Porch Pirates 00:17
(glasses clink) (gentle wistful music)
(oil sizzling) - Porch Pirates 00:10
(oil sizzling)
(utensils clanging) - Porch Pirates 00:05
(utensils clanging)
(keyboard clacking) - Porch Pirates 00:07
(keyboard clacking)
(gentle whimsical music) - Porch Pirates 00:10
(gentle whimsical music)
- Uh, I said, "You look gorgeous, woman." - Porch Pirates 00:11
- Uh, I said, "You look gorgeous, woman."
- Ooh, buenos dias. Morning. - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Ooh, buenos dias. Morning.
- I knew it. I knew I detected a little office romance. - Porch Pirates 00:06
- I knew it. I knew I detected a little office romance.
- Now I don't know about all that, - Porch Pirates 00:06
- Now I don't know about all that,
- Well, if you ask me, - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Well, if you ask me,
- (laughs) That wasn't a coworker look - Porch Pirates 00:05
- (laughs) That wasn't a coworker look
She needs my approval if she's going - Porch Pirates 00:06
She needs my approval if she's going
(both laughing) (gentle whimsical music) - Porch Pirates 00:15
(both laughing) (gentle whimsical music)
Mr. Murphy, this is Detective Jones - Porch Pirates 00:06
Mr. Murphy, this is Detective Jones
- Were you aware that your neighbor had some packages stolen from his home? - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Were you aware that your neighbor had some packages stolen...
- Yeah, well, I am calling all the surrounding neighbors - Porch Pirates 00:09
- Yeah, well, I am calling all the surrounding neighbors
- I didn't see anything, but I do have one - Porch Pirates 00:05
- I didn't see anything, but I do have one
All I see is uh, some pizza delivery kid. - Porch Pirates 00:05
All I see is uh, some pizza delivery kid.