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Pork Pie

Pork Pie tracks the escapades of a trio of accidental outlaws as they travel the length of the New Zealand in a yellow mini, protesting conformity and chasing lost love, with a posse of cops and a media frenzy hot in their pursuit.

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Genre

action, comedy, crime

Production

Southern Light Films,Four Knights Film

Homepage

http://www.porkpiemovie.com

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Jon

Luke Anahera

James Rolleston

Keira Leigh-Jones

Ashleigh Cummings

Suzie Davidson

Antonia Prebble

Noah

Becca

Siobhan Marshall

Motorcycle Cop

Bongo

Thomas Sainsbury

Andy

Geraldine Brophy

Detective Milne

Young Cop

Older Country Cop

Hannibal

Mrs. Davidson

Constable Jane

Tameka Sowman Vahatau

Fats

Comms Lady

Tess Jamieson-Karaha

Junior Officer

Grumpy Guy

Subaru Driver

Charley Murphy Samau

Subaru Passenger

Matthew Dussler

Subaru Passenger

Jonathan Lenzini

Truck Driver

Handsome Man

Glam Woman

Mechanic

Roxburgh Teenager

Tylah Sunderland

Gruff Farmer

Skooter Kid

Smiley Mum

Teenager

Youth

Radio Caller

Female Constable (Invercargill)

Thug 1

Thug 2

Thug 3

Self

Self

Self

Self

Self

Dave Goosselink

Dave Goosselink

Groomsman

Wedding Guest

Police Office Trainee

Nicholas Glasson

Policeman

Police Passenger

Steven

Protestor

Kid #3

Harrison Rolleston

Detective

Keira's boss

Meredith Dooley

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Jon Luke Motorcycle Cop Bongo

Yeah, you aced that one, eh? - Pork Pie

Yeah, you aced that one, eh?

For a specialist in the law
of intellectual property - Pork Pie

For a specialist in the law of intellectual property

I get it. I get it. Suzie, he probably, you
know, satisfies in other ways, right? - Pork Pie

I get it. I get it. Suzie, he probably, you know, satisfies ...

Dude, hey, you scared
the crap out of me. - Pork Pie

Dude, hey, you scared the crap out of me.

Hey, some of these guys get too
carried away, eh? - Pork Pie

Hey, some of these guys get too carried away, eh?

OK, well, let me know
if you change your mind, - Pork Pie

OK, well, let me know if you change your mind,

- Rough night?
- No. No, it was awesome. - Pork Pie

- Rough night? - No. No, it was awesome.

It was just like my morning.
I crashed and burned. - Pork Pie

It was just like my morning. I crashed and burned.

Bro, I reckon you should just
have some chill-out time - Pork Pie

Bro, I reckon you should just have some chill-out time

You know what, man?
I'm like a Phoenix. - Pork Pie

You know what, man? I'm like a Phoenix.

In fact, I'm gonna... I'm gonna
smash out that novel right now. - Pork Pie

In fact, I'm gonna... I'm gonna smash out that nov...

Rise from those ashes, bro. - Pork Pie

Rise from those ashes, bro.

Oh. 5-0. - Pork Pie

- Holy shit. What are you doing?
- Hey, I want to get off! - Pork Pie

- Holy shit. What are you doing? - Hey, I want to get off!

Hey, I wanna get off! - Pork Pie

Hey, I wanna get off!

Ah, now the protest... oh, shit. - Pork Pie

Ah, now the protest... oh, shit.

I think I need a coffee, - Pork Pie

I think I need a coffee,

The blonde guy
in the fruity suit, man. - Pork Pie

The blonde guy in the fruity suit, man.

Oh, OK. No, that would've been Hugo,
Nick's brother. He's gay. - Pork Pie

Oh, OK. No, that would've been Hugo, Nick's brothe...

Hugo was Suzie's support person
at the wedding. - Pork Pie

Hugo was Suzie's support person at the wedding.

And, shit, bro, you're bloody lucky - Pork Pie

And, shit, bro, you're bloody lucky

I know, bro,
but I warned you not to go, OK? - Pork Pie

I know, bro, but I warned you not to go, OK?

She flew down south
to Mrs D's this morning, - Pork Pie

She flew down south to Mrs D's this morning,

Oh... Shit! - Pork Pie

Call me back
after you finish watching - Pork Pie

Call me back after you finish watching

- Wanker!
- Luke, slow down! - Pork Pie

- Wanker! - Luke, slow down!

Oh, bro, can you speed that vom up?
We have a situation here. - Pork Pie

Oh, bro, can you speed that vom up? We have a situation here...

Freedom of sheep!
Ban live exports! - Pork Pie

Freedom of sheep! Ban live exports!

Wait. Stop. Stop.
Stop the oar. Luke. Luke! - Pork Pie

Wait. Stop. Stop. Stop the oar. Luke. Luke!

- Oh, genius.
- Luke, what are you doing? - Pork Pie

- Oh, genius. - Luke, what are you doing?

No! Oh, no, no, no, no!
Not the car! Fuck! Shit! - Pork Pie

No! Oh, no, no, no, no! Not the car! Fuck! Shit!

Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Bro, where's this thing headed? - Pork Pie

Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Bro, where's this thing headed?

You know what? I can't change
that vote stuck here. - Pork Pie

You know what? I can't change that vote stuck here.

Maybe you could, um, like... Like,
blog or tweet or something? - Pork Pie

Maybe you could, um, like... Like, blog or tweet or somethin...

There are... - Pork Pie

God knows what you two are up to, - Pork Pie

God knows what you two are up to,

I wanna impact change, alright,
not some bloody lamp post. - Pork Pie

I wanna impact change, alright, not some bloody lamp post.

Holy shit.
What are you doing? Bro! Whoa! - Pork Pie

Holy shit. What are you doing? Bro! Whoa!

I promise I won't slap you again... - Pork Pie

I promise I won't slap you again...

Famous outlaws.
Never got caught. - Pork Pie

Famous outlaws. Never got caught.

They copped about 167 bullets
in 20 seconds, I think. - Pork Pie

They copped about 167 bullets in 20 seconds, I think.

- What?
- Bonnie and Clyde, the hail of lead. - Pork Pie

- What? - Bonnie and Clyde, the hail of lead.

Surely you've wanted to be someone - Pork Pie

Surely you've wanted to be someone

I speak English
and I've never been to England. - Pork Pie

I speak English and I've never been to England.

♪ I've never seen a diamond
in the flesh - Pork Pie

♪ I've never seen a diamond in the flesh

♪ And we'll never be royals - Pork Pie

♪ And we'll never be royals

♪ It don't run in our blood - Pork Pie

♪ It don't run in our blood

- Um, OK, to... To pork pie.
- Yuck. - Pork Pie

- Um, OK, to... To pork pie. - Yuck.

And, hey,
to an unsilenceable lamb. - Pork Pie

And, hey, to an unsilenceable lamb.

Oh, no. I mean, yeah.
Yeah, sort of. - Pork Pie

Oh, no. I mean, yeah. Yeah, sort of.

I mean, I've since realised,
you know, that I just... - Pork Pie

I mean, I've since realised, you know, that I just...

I gotta apologise about... Things.
See, anyway. - Pork Pie

I gotta apologise about... Things. See, anyway.

Apologise for what? Maybe I can
give you some womanly advice. - Pork Pie

Apologise for what? Maybe I can give you some womanly advice...

You know, like, she's awesome,
and, uh, I just... I wasn't sure. - Pork Pie

You know, like, she's awesome, and, uh, I just... I was...

About what I was bringing
to the table. About me. - Pork Pie

About what I was bringing to the table. About me.

So, um, yeah.
So I just... I didn't go. - Pork Pie

So, um, yeah. So I just... I didn't go.

Oh, well, looks like
we're going to Invercargill. - Pork Pie

Oh, well, looks like we're going to Invercargill.

- Yeah.
- Then cheers, 'cause we're going. - Pork Pie

- Yeah. - Then cheers, 'cause we're going.

I only do it once - Pork Pie

I only do it once

Can't promise no feelings. - Pork Pie

Can't promise no feelings.

I have you so close that
your hand upon my chest is mine, - Pork Pie

I have you so close that your hand upon my chest is mine,

She started tutoring me
when I was about... 2. - Pork Pie

She started tutoring me when I was about... 2.

- Sorry, I didn't mean to...
- Oh. - Pork Pie

- Sorry, I didn't mean to... - Oh.

Bloody typical. - Pork Pie

Bloody typical.

The three of us
should get off the train - Pork Pie

The three of us should get off the train

Hey, we're almost at the station.
Where's Keira, man? - Pork Pie

Hey, we're almost at the station. Where's Keira, m...

The humane treatment of pets
and livestock to get behind us. - Pork Pie

The humane treatment of pets and livestock to get behind us.

We're taking our message
the length of New Zealand, - Pork Pie

We're taking our message the length of New Zealand,

What are you guys doing?
We can't take this. - Pork Pie

What are you guys doing? We can't take this.

Because if we leave it, - Pork Pie

Because if we leave it,

♪ Like this, like this
let's do it... ♪ - Pork Pie

♪ Like this, like this let's do it... ♪

♪ Not many, if any
not many, if any - Pork Pie

♪ Not many, if any not many, if any

♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh - Pork Pie

♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh

♪ Yes, put me out, I'm on fire. ♪ - Pork Pie

♪ Yes, put me out, I'm on fire. ♪

- Who is this?
- Uh, it's tom here from, uh... - Pork Pie

- Who is this? - Uh, it's tom here from, uh...

Um, tom thumb nurseries, - Pork Pie

Um, tom thumb nurseries,

Jon, is this you? - Pork Pie

Jon, is this you?

What? Holy shit! No way!
Where'd you get that? - Pork Pie

What? Holy shit! No way! Where'd you get that?

♪ See right through you - Pork Pie

♪ See right through you

♪ See this spell I'm under - Pork Pie

♪ See this spell I'm under

Oh, I am craving - Pork Pie

Oh, I am craving

- I could actually do with hokey-pokey.
- Wait, I thought you were vegan. - Pork Pie

- I could actually do with hokey-pokey. - Wait, I thought yo...

- No!
- No. Oh, no. This is a dilemma. - Pork Pie

- No! - No. Oh, no. This is a dilemma.

♪ I got the wandering eye... ♪ - Pork Pie

♪ I got the wandering eye... ♪

♪ I got the wandering eye - Pork Pie

♪ I got the wandering eye

Oh, yeah. But I am. - Pork Pie

Oh, yeah. But I am.

Goodnight, sir. - Pork Pie

Goodnight, sir.

Oh, hey, do you have any of those,
urn, like, cassava chips? - Pork Pie

Oh, hey, do you have any of those, urn, like, cassava chips?

Yesterday's spectacular police chase - Pork Pie

Yesterday's spectacular police chase

The activists responsible for the
mayhem uploaded this message. - Pork Pie

The activists responsible for the mayhem uploaded this messa...

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Pork Pie tracks the escapades of a trio of accidental outlaws as they travel the length of the New Zealand in a yellow mini, protesting conformity and chasing lost love, with a posse of cops and a media frenzy hot in their pursuit.

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Production: Southern Light Films,Four Knights Film

Genre: action, comedy, crime

Year: 2017

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Homepage: http://www.porkpiemovie.com

Also watch: Science Fair, The Dark Horse, Berlin Syndrome, Water for Elephants, What We Do in the Shadows, American Made, Life, Pokémon Detective Pikachu, Baby Driver, Logan, Thor: Ragnarok, Doctor Strange, Oppenheimer, Interstellar, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Poor Things, Barbie, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse