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Pork Pie

Pork Pie tracks the escapades of a trio of accidental outlaws as they travel the length of the New Zealand in a yellow mini, protesting conformity and chasing lost love, with a posse of cops and a media frenzy hot in their pursuit.

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Genre

action, comedy, crime

Production

Southern Light Films,Four Knights Film

Homepage

http://www.porkpiemovie.com

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Jon

Luke Anahera

James Rolleston

Keira Leigh-Jones

Ashleigh Cummings

Suzie Davidson

Antonia Prebble

Noah

Becca

Siobhan Marshall

Motorcycle Cop

Bongo

Thomas Sainsbury

Andy

Geraldine Brophy

Detective Milne

Young Cop

Older Country Cop

Hannibal

Mrs. Davidson

Constable Jane

Tameka Sowman Vahatau

Fats

Comms Lady

Tess Jamieson-Karaha

Junior Officer

Grumpy Guy

Subaru Driver

Charley Murphy Samau

Subaru Passenger

Matthew Dussler

Subaru Passenger

Jonathan Lenzini

Truck Driver

Handsome Man

Glam Woman

Mechanic

Roxburgh Teenager

Tylah Sunderland

Gruff Farmer

Skooter Kid

Smiley Mum

Teenager

Youth

Radio Caller

Female Constable (Invercargill)

Thug 1

Thug 2

Thug 3

Self

Self

Self

Self

Self

Dave Goosselink

Dave Goosselink

Groomsman

Wedding Guest

Police Office Trainee

Nicholas Glasson

Policeman

Police Passenger

Steven

Protestor

Kid #3

Harrison Rolleston

Detective

Keira's boss

Meredith Dooley

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Jon Luke Motorcycle Cop Bongo

They've been dubbed the blondini
gang by fans on social media, - Pork Pie

They've been dubbed the blondini gang by fans on social...

Antics have caused
a nation-wide sensation. - Pork Pie

Antics have caused a nation-wide sensation.

Police are trying to identify
the daring trio - Pork Pie

Police are trying to identify the daring trio

Guys, we... oh. Oh. - Pork Pie

Guys, we... oh. Oh.

This is not so funny, Keira. - Pork Pie

This is not so funny, Keira.

- When did you upload all of that?
- You didn't even tell him? - Pork Pie

- When did you upload all of that? - You didn't even te...

So, wait, you're just gonna
start a manhunt for Luke and I - Pork Pie

So, wait, you're just gonna start a manhunt for Luke an...

- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is. - Pork Pie

- No, it's not. - Yes, it is.

- I switched on data.
- What? When did you do that? - Pork Pie

- I switched on data. - What? When did you do that?

Well, back at the lake.
I downloaded that game. - Pork Pie

Well, back at the lake. I downloaded that game.

We'll escape somehow.
Bonnie and Clyde, right? - Pork Pie

We'll escape somehow. Bonnie and Clyde, right?

Not happening- - Pork Pie

Or your mum's. You stole it.
It's one big, fat yellow lie. - Pork Pie

Or your mum's. You stole it. It's one big, fat yel...

But for what, Jon? For having
the guts to stand up for something? - Pork Pie

But for what, Jon? For having the guts to stand up for somet...

Look, Keira,
your protest is awesome, - Pork Pie

Look, Keira, your protest is awesome,

She's never gonna have you back,
Jon. You're not enough man. - Pork Pie

She's never gonna have you back, Jon. You're not e...

And you, - Pork Pie

I actually thought those were the
three qualities she admired in you. - Pork Pie

I actually thought those were the three qualities she admire...

There's shit all over the road!
It's disgusting! - Pork Pie

There's shit all over the road! It's disgusting!

- Keira!
- Go, Luke. - Pork Pie

- Keira! - Go, Luke.

I reckon
they're just dead-set legends. - Pork Pie

I reckon they're just dead-set legends.

But, you know, he just... - Pork Pie

But, you know, he just...

Oh fantastic What a total plonker - Pork Pie

Oh fantastic What a total plonker

Oh! Oh! Argh! Son of a bitch. - Pork Pie

Oh! Oh! Argh! Son of a bitch.

I took to the speedway, - Pork Pie

I took to the speedway,

But I owed a chop shop crew
for the stock car and all the gear. - Pork Pie

But I owed a chop shop crew for the stock car and all the ge...

So I started working for them,
stripping hot cars, drug runs, - Pork Pie

So I started working for them, stripping hot cars, drug runs...

I got kicked out of my flat,
I got fired by my publisher, - Pork Pie

I got kicked out of my flat, I got fired by my publisher,

Those bastards. - Pork Pie

Those bastards.

Screw the novel. You showed me
how to write my own destiny, man. - Pork Pie

Screw the novel. You showed me how to write my own destiny, ...

But, I mean, you know,
the Suzie mission, it's mine, - Pork Pie

But, I mean, you know, the Suzie mission, it's mine,

I mean, everyone's got
their own path to take. - Pork Pie

I mean, everyone's got their own path to take.

Bro, are we taking that car
to Invercargill - Pork Pie

Bro, are we taking that car to Invercargill

Whatever it takes, man.
Whatever it takes. - Pork Pie

Whatever it takes, man. Whatever it takes.

- You look ridiculous.
- Hey, shit's getting real. - Pork Pie

- You look ridiculous. - Hey, shit's getting real.

Open country, choppers,
nowhere to hide. - Pork Pie

Open country, choppers, nowhere to hide.

OK. Why don't you call 111
and tell them we're over there? - Pork Pie

OK. Why don't you call 111 and tell them we're ove...

It's them. It's the blondini phone. - Pork Pie

It's them. It's the blondini phone.

Yes! Yes! That's what
I'm talking about, brother! Whoo! - Pork Pie

Yes! Yes! That's what I'm talking about, brother! ...

Freedom of sheep!
Freedom of sheep! - Pork Pie

Freedom of sheep! Freedom of sheep!

Don't eat your friends for dinner! - Pork Pie

Don't eat your friends for dinner!

Wait, who...? Who is that? - Pork Pie

Wait, who...? Who is that?

- Hey, guys, pull over!
- Who does he think he is? - Pork Pie

- Hey, guys, pull over! - Who does he think he is?

I'm a mate, yeah? You guys
are amazing. I love you guys. - Pork Pie

I'm a mate, yeah? You guys are amazing. I love you guys...

- Nah, nah, man. I don't trust him.
- Yeah, nah. We're OK, man. - Pork Pie

- Nah, nah, man. I don't trust him. - Yeah, nah. We...

You guys are fucked Hey that's not friendly - Pork Pie

You guys are fucked Hey that's not friendly

- Oh, oh. How do you know that?
- I've got a police scanner, eh? - Pork Pie

- Oh, oh. How do you know that? - I've got a police sca...

Slide it in, mate. Just slide it in
nice and tight. Yeah, that's it. - Pork Pie

Slide it in, mate. Just slide it in nice and tight. Yeah, th...

I can get a... hey, I can get us
50 K's south through the farm, yeah? - Pork Pie

I can get a... hey, I can get us 50 K's south through t...

Slip the noose.
So we... so... - Pork Pie

Slip the noose. So we... so...

I'll Chuck in the gas for free
as a joining fee. - Pork Pie

I'll Chuck in the gas for free as a joining fee.

When it comes down to it, guys, - Pork Pie

When it comes down to it, guys,

Um, we're a peaceful protest, mate. - Pork Pie

Um, we're a peaceful protest, mate.

I can shoot a man 3 K away
with this one. - Pork Pie

I can shoot a man 3 K away with this one.

Yeah? And thinking to himself,
"I've got a little bit of a bloat. - Pork Pie

Yeah? And thinking to himself, "I've got a little ...

"Maybe I should switch
to almond milk." - Pork Pie

"Maybe I should switch to almond milk."

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- The name is bongo! - Pork Pie

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - The name is bongo!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro.
Easy. Look, look, look. It's all good. - Pork Pie

Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. Easy. Look, look, look. It's all...

We just wanted to see if you'd go
all the way, and you took it... - Pork Pie

We just wanted to see if you'd go all the way, and you ...

- That was all a test?
- Yeah, it was a test. - Pork Pie

- That was all a test? - Yeah, it was a test.

I saw that coming. - Pork Pie

I saw that coming.

And then I would've taken you out
too, mate, and then myself. - Pork Pie

And then I would've taken you out too, mate, and then m...

And then... Hit the road, Jack.
Hey? - Pork Pie

And then... Hit the road, Jack. Hey?

He fucking fired
a rocket launcher, - Pork Pie

He fucking fired a rocket launcher,

Where the fuck are we? - Pork Pie

Where the fuck are we?

Yes, they're driving around
in an apricot mini, - Pork Pie

Yes, they're driving around in an apricot mini,

What's going on?
It's armed response. - Pork Pie

What's going on? It's armed response.

Come on, hurry up! - Pork Pie

Come on, hurry up!

Telemarketing vulture's been
bothering me all week. - Pork Pie

Telemarketing vulture's been bothering me all week.

Blondini gang
member Keira Leigh-Jones - Pork Pie

Blondini gang member Keira Leigh-Jones

Justin, all cars.
There's been a shooting in roxburgh. - Pork Pie

Justin, all cars. There's been a shooting in roxburgh.

There's no way the boys would have
been involved in that alleged shooting. - Pork Pie

There's no way the boys would have been involved in tha...

The police response
has sparked an outcry - Pork Pie

The police response has sparked an outcry

Hey, Luke! Man, come on.
It's the cops. - Pork Pie

Hey, Luke! Man, come on. It's the cops.

Bro, it's the... - Pork Pie

Bro, it's the...

If you don't put that thing down
and get some help for my mate, - Pork Pie

If you don't put that thing down and get some help for ...

- Hey, man, it's... it's OK.
- Sorry, man. - Pork Pie

- Hey, man, it's... it's OK. - Sorry, man.

Come back here!
Will you come back here?! - Pork Pie

Come back here! Will you come back here?!

I'm taking this bloody car - Pork Pie

I'm taking this bloody car

Speculation is rife on social media - Pork Pie

Speculation is rife on social media

Firing a single shot,
wounding the male. - Pork Pie

Firing a single shot, wounding the male.

Apparently desperate to get
to his former fiancee... - Pork Pie

Apparently desperate to get to his former fiancee...

Yeah. It's time to get the lads out. - Pork Pie

Yeah. It's time to get the lads out.

Would the driver of the mini
pull over and surrender your weapon? - Pork Pie

Would the driver of the mini pull over and surrender your we...

Oh, Mrs D! Look, I'm sorry, OK? Just
please don't fucking hang up, OK? - Pork Pie

Oh, Mrs D! Look, I'm sorry, OK? Just please don't ...

Oh, Suzie, hi! It's... hi. - Pork Pie

Oh, Suzie, hi! It's... hi.

Well, um, I've gotta go.
The... the taxi's here, so... - Pork Pie

Well, um, I've gotta go. The... the taxi's here, s...

You're an incredible person, - Pork Pie

You're an incredible person,

I just didn't think you'd want
to spend the rest of your life - Pork Pie

I just didn't think you'd want to spend the rest o...

And it was a prick of a thing to do,
and, actually, it was unforgivable. - Pork Pie

And it was a prick of a thing to do, and, actually, it was u...

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Pork Pie tracks the escapades of a trio of accidental outlaws as they travel the length of the New Zealand in a yellow mini, protesting conformity and chasing lost love, with a posse of cops and a media frenzy hot in their pursuit.

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Production: Southern Light Films,Four Knights Film

Genre: action, comedy, crime

Year: 2017

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Homepage: http://www.porkpiemovie.com

Also watch: Science Fair, The Dark Horse, Berlin Syndrome, Water for Elephants, What We Do in the Shadows, American Made, Life, Pokémon Detective Pikachu, Baby Driver, Logan, Thor: Ragnarok, Doctor Strange, Oppenheimer, Interstellar, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Poor Things, Barbie, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse