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It's a conspiracy to make me conform to this bland commercial standard
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Pork Pie

It's a conspiracy to make me conformto this bland commercial standard

It's a conspiracy to make me conform
to this bland commercial standard

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.005
It's a conspiracy to make me conform to this bland commercial standard.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
66
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:42
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Southern Light Films,Four Knights Film

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Movie Summary

Pork Pie tracks the escapades of a trio of accidental outlaws as they travel the length of the New Zealand in a yellow mini, protesting conformity and chasing lost love, with a posse of cops and a media frenzy hot in their pursuit.
I'm... I'm not. - Pork Pie 00:05
I'm... I'm not.
Afternoon sir Do you know why I pulled you over - Pork Pie 00:17
Afternoon sir Do you know why I pulled you over
Afternoon, sir. Do you know why I pulled you over? - Pork Pie 00:04
Afternoon, sir. Do you know why I pulled you over?
Well, the Rego's all good, so I guess you're just revenue collecting, officer. - Pork Pie 00:04
Well, the Rego's all good, so I guess you're just ...
His... his cat got run over this morning, so he's a bit upset, yeah. - Pork Pie 00:06
His... his cat got run over this morning, so he's a bit...
Oh. Um... no. - Pork Pie 00:05
Oh. Um... no.
Desexed cats are less likely to stray, therefore less likely to be run over. - Pork Pie 00:04
Desexed cats are less likely to stray, therefore less likely...
OK, yeah. - Pork Pie 00:04
OK, yeah.
This vehicle left a taihape service station without paying for petrol. - Pork Pie 00:04
This vehicle left a taihape service station without paying f...
I would never say "Chuck it in, bro." - Pork Pie 00:07
I would never say "Chuck it in, bro."
OK, well, if you don't pull over soon, you're gonna lose your license. - Pork Pie 00:04
OK, well, if you don't pull over soon, you're gonn...
OK, Evel Knievel, maybe you could just, um, ease off the pedal a little bit. - Pork Pie 00:05
OK, Evel Knievel, maybe you could just, um, ease off the ped...
A flame-grilled Angus Patty, runny egg and barbecue sauce. - Pork Pie 00:04
A flame-grilled Angus Patty, runny egg and barbecue sauce.
We've just had one out the back that refused to be blended up in the mincer, - Pork Pie 00:06
We've just had one out the back that refused to be blen...
Christ, lady, I've got fucking kids in the car. - Pork Pie 00:05
Christ, lady, I've got fucking kids in the car.
Hello, handsome. What can I do you for? - Pork Pie 00:06
Hello, handsome. What can I do you for?
What...? Mm. Uh... I'm a... Yeah, I'm a little bit torn. - Pork Pie 00:05
What...? Mm. Uh... I'm a... Yeah, I'm a little bit...
Bro, she's talking to me. - Pork Pie 00:04
Bro, she's talking to me.
- She asked me my order. - I was talking to the driver, sir. - Pork Pie 00:13
- She asked me my order. - I was talking to the driver, sir.
- Absolutely. - Thanks. - Pork Pie 00:06
- Absolutely. - Thanks.