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Pork Pie

Jon, they paid you for a novel. No-one's expecting'the great fucking gatsby' here, but the...

Jon, they paid you for a novel. No-one's expecting
'the great fucking gatsby' here, but the last draft
you shovelled up was... I'm just finding the...
Here it is. Ohh!

Full Transcript

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Jon, they paid you for a novel.
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No-one's expecting 'the great fucking gatsby' here,
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but the last draft you shovelled up was...
00:00:07.924 --> 00:00:09.759
I'm just finding the... Here it is.
00:00:09.926 --> 00:00:10.926
Ohh!
Duration
11 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:36
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Southern Light Films,Four Knights Film

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Movie Summary

Pork Pie tracks the escapades of a trio of accidental outlaws as they travel the length of the New Zealand in a yellow mini, protesting conformity and chasing lost love, with a posse of cops and a media frenzy hot in their pursuit.
This is what the publisher said - "a shit sandwich without the bread." - Pork Pie 00:09
This is what the publisher said - "a shit sandwich with...
There was no ending, Jon. - Pork Pie 00:11
There was no ending, Jon.
Agents, eh? - Pork Pie 00:04
Agents, eh?
A shit sandwich without the bread - Pork Pie 00:14
A shit sandwich without the bread
Let me tell you what it really is, OK? - Pork Pie 00:04
Let me tell you what it really is, OK?
It's a conspiracy to make me conform to this bland commercial standard. - Pork Pie 00:06
It's a conspiracy to make me conform to this bland comm...
I'm... I'm not. - Pork Pie 00:05
I'm... I'm not.
Afternoon, sir. Do you know why I pulled you over? - Pork Pie 00:04
Afternoon, sir. Do you know why I pulled you over?
Afternoon sir Do you know why I pulled you over - Pork Pie 00:17
Afternoon sir Do you know why I pulled you over
Well, the Rego's all good, so I guess you're just revenue collecting, officer. - Pork Pie 00:04
Well, the Rego's all good, so I guess you're just ...
His... his cat got run over this morning, so he's a bit upset, yeah. - Pork Pie 00:06
His... his cat got run over this morning, so he's a bit...
Oh. Um... no. - Pork Pie 00:05
Oh. Um... no.
Desexed cats are less likely to stray, therefore less likely to be run over. - Pork Pie 00:04
Desexed cats are less likely to stray, therefore less likely...
OK, yeah. - Pork Pie 00:04
OK, yeah.
This vehicle left a taihape service station without paying for petrol. - Pork Pie 00:04
This vehicle left a taihape service station without paying f...
I would never say "Chuck it in, bro." - Pork Pie 00:07
I would never say "Chuck it in, bro."
OK, well, if you don't pull over soon, you're gonna lose your license. - Pork Pie 00:04
OK, well, if you don't pull over soon, you're gonn...
OK, Evel Knievel, maybe you could just, um, ease off the pedal a little bit. - Pork Pie 00:05
OK, Evel Knievel, maybe you could just, um, ease off the ped...
A flame-grilled Angus Patty, runny egg and barbecue sauce. - Pork Pie 00:04
A flame-grilled Angus Patty, runny egg and barbecue sauce.
We've just had one out the back that refused to be blended up in the mincer, - Pork Pie 00:06
We've just had one out the back that refused to be blen...