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Pork Pie

Oh. Um... no

Oh. Um... no

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.962
Oh. Um... no.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:47
Uploaded
Jul 12, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Southern Light Films,Four Knights Film

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Movie Summary

Pork Pie tracks the escapades of a trio of accidental outlaws as they travel the length of the New Zealand in a yellow mini, protesting conformity and chasing lost love, with a posse of cops and a media frenzy hot in their pursuit.
Desexed cats are less likely to stray, therefore less likely to be run over. - Pork Pie 00:04
Desexed cats are less likely to stray, therefore less likely...
OK, yeah. - Pork Pie 00:04
OK, yeah.
This vehicle left a taihape service station without paying for petrol. - Pork Pie 00:04
This vehicle left a taihape service station without paying f...
I would never say "Chuck it in, bro." - Pork Pie 00:07
I would never say "Chuck it in, bro."
OK, well, if you don't pull over soon, you're gonna lose your license. - Pork Pie 00:04
OK, well, if you don't pull over soon, you're gonn...
OK, Evel Knievel, maybe you could just, um, ease off the pedal a little bit. - Pork Pie 00:05
OK, Evel Knievel, maybe you could just, um, ease off the ped...
A flame-grilled Angus Patty, runny egg and barbecue sauce. - Pork Pie 00:04
A flame-grilled Angus Patty, runny egg and barbecue sauce.
We've just had one out the back that refused to be blended up in the mincer, - Pork Pie 00:06
We've just had one out the back that refused to be blen...
Christ, lady, I've got fucking kids in the car. - Pork Pie 00:05
Christ, lady, I've got fucking kids in the car.
Hello, handsome. What can I do you for? - Pork Pie 00:06
Hello, handsome. What can I do you for?
What...? Mm. Uh... I'm a... Yeah, I'm a little bit torn. - Pork Pie 00:05
What...? Mm. Uh... I'm a... Yeah, I'm a little bit...
Bro, she's talking to me. - Pork Pie 00:04
Bro, she's talking to me.
- She asked me my order. - I was talking to the driver, sir. - Pork Pie 00:13
- She asked me my order. - I was talking to the driver, sir.
- Absolutely. - Thanks. - Pork Pie 00:06
- Absolutely. - Thanks.
- So that's the flame-grilled cheese... - Oh, but no cheese. - Pork Pie 00:06
- So that's the flame-grilled cheese... - Oh, but no ch...
- Without cheese? - Without cheese, yep. - Pork Pie 00:06
- Without cheese? - Without cheese, yep.
OK, cool. No, I don't want any of that. - Pork Pie 00:04
OK, cool. No, I don't want any of that.
- Nah, how about a free burger? - Nah, how about a free blow job? - Pork Pie 00:04
- Nah, how about a free burger? - Nah, how about a free blow...
Uh, I might cancel my coke order. - Pork Pie 00:05
Uh, I might cancel my coke order.
You might have to tell someone else. I don't think I work here anymore. - Pork Pie 00:05
You might have to tell someone else. I don't think I wo...