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"Porky's" quotes

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In 1954, a group of Florida high-school guys try to help their buddy lose his virginity, which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.

Director: Bob Clark
Writer: Bob Clark
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1981
MetaScore: 40/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $111,289,673
Released: 19 Mar 1982
Awards: 2 nominations

37 Clips

WendyMeatMickeyBrian SchwartzMr. CavanaughTimBillyCherry ForeverBalbrickerCoach BrakettCoach GoodenoughCoach WarrenPorkySheriff WallaceDeputy No. 1Ted JarvisSteveBartenderHoneywell
Deadbeats Hello Hi - Porky's 00:36 Deadbeats Hello Hi It's too big - Porky's 00:15 It's too big Looks like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet boy - Porky's 00:16 Looks like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet boy And Cherry this is Pee Wee I'll say - Porky's 00:24 And Cherry this is Pee Wee I'll say Do you know Mike - Porky's 00:18 Do you know Mike Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight - Porky's 00:36 Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight I know it's you you little filthy pervert - Porky's 00:25 I know it's you you little filthy pervert All you need is a watermelon and two jelly doughnuts - Porky's 00:10 All you need is a watermelon and two jelly doughnuts You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration gets you for fuckin' food - Porky's 00:14 You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration gets you... She's still a virgin but she's fine - Porky's 00:10 She's still a virgin but she's fine Listen when you're Jewish you either learn to fight or you take a lotta shit - Porky's 00:08 Listen when you're Jewish you either learn to fight or... Oh boy would I like to get next to that - Porky's 00:39 Oh boy would I like to get next to that Count me in You could get fired Coach - Porky's 00:33 Count me in You could get fired Coach Jesus Christ It's the mother lode - Porky's 00:21 Jesus Christ It's the mother lode You're dead you sons of bitches I'm gonna get you - Porky's 00:22 You're dead you sons of bitches I'm gonna get you Don't you son of a bitches know the difference between drive and reverse - Porky's 00:13 Don't you son of a bitches know the difference between... I want those little nosy mothers arrested and I mean like right now - Porky's 00:32 I want those little nosy mothers arrested and I mean like... I'll let you off on the promise that you get your fat ass back across that county line - Porky's 00:43 I'll let you off on the promise that you get your fat... You better fuckin' freeze buster - Porky's 00:29 You better fuckin' freeze buster Cavanaugh off the floor It was an accident Coach - Porky's 00:15 Cavanaugh off the floor It was an accident Coach Nice pass captain Too bad Jew boy - Porky's 00:11 Nice pass captain Too bad Jew boy Hi I'm Paulie the Penis and I just love to have fun - Porky's 00:38 Hi I'm Paulie the Penis and I just love to have fun And the pride of Angel Beach Anthony Tupperelo affectionately known as Meat - Porky's 00:11 And the pride of Angel Beach Anthony Tupperelo... You like that kid Yeah - Porky's 00:26 You like that kid Yeah OK Cherry's ready - Porky's 00:33 OK Cherry's ready Hold it - Porky's 00:29 Hold it Barkeep I'd like to talk to Porky Porky's busy - Porky's 00:26 Barkeep I'd like to talk to Porky Porky's busy Porky is a badass redneck You guys don't know how to talk redneck - Porky's 00:07 Porky is a badass redneck You guys don't know how to... You heard what I said Well who are you talkin' to boy - Porky's 00:37 You heard what I said Well who are you talkin' to boy What do you want - Porky's 00:39 What do you want It's gone - Porky's 00:07 It's gone Worst thing is you guys are out 100 bucks - Porky's 00:25 Worst thing is you guys are out 100 bucks See you guys Hey Ted we're goin' too - Porky's 00:40 See you guys Hey Ted we're goin' too How do you know that Miss Honeywell do you mind - Porky's 00:45 How do you know that Miss Honeywell do you mind All right now Remember any sign of guns and we're gone OK - Porky's 00:40 All right now Remember any sign of guns and we're gone... Did you check that car out Ain't nothin' wrong with this car boss - Porky's 00:30 Did you check that car out Ain't nothin' wrong... Come on Jew boy Hey watch it buddy - Porky's 00:30 Come on Jew boy Hey watch it buddy

Cast

Pee Wee - Dan Monahan
Billy - Mark Herrier
Tommy - Wyatt Knight
Mickey - Roger Wilson
Tim - Cyril O'Reilly
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