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OK Cherry's ready

I'm gonna get laid. Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus

Porky's • 1981

Tommy Turner:
[to the rest of the guys at Cherry Forever's house]
Okay, Cherry's ready. Everyone get their clothes off. Tim:
Wait. What's this bullshit? Billy:
She's got to make sure everybody clean. No VD. Steve:
How's she going to tell that by looking at us? Tommy Turner:
She's done this so many times, she's practically a doctor. Tim:
Yeah, and who's going to inspect her? [murmurs of agreement from the rest of the guys] Billy:
Look, you guys want to get laid or have a debate? Pee Wee Morris:
Okay, I'm ready! [they turn to see Pee-Wee wasted no time stripping down, then laughter of all kinds go through the crowd, which Pee-Wee ignores] Pee Wee Morris:
I'm gonna get laid. Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus

Full Transcript

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OK Cherry's ready

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Everybody get their clothes off What's this bullshit

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She's gotta make sure you're clean No VD How's she gonna tell by lookin' at us

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She's done this so many times she's practically a doctor

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And who's gonna inspect her

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You guys wanna get laid or have a debate

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OK I'm ready

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I'm gonna get laid Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus

Duration

33 seconds

Views

567

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:17

Uploaded

Nov 17, 2022

Genres

Production

Melvin Simon Productions,Astral Bellevue Pathé,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

In 1954, a group of Florida high-school guys try to help their buddy lose his virginity, which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.

Actors

Tim

Billy

Steve