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I never touched him. I know, mate. Don't worry
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Porridge

I never touched him.I know, mate. Don't worry

I never touched him.
I know, mate. Don't worry

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.052
I never touched him. I know, mate. Don't worry.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:53
Uploaded
Jan 16, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime
Production
Witzend Productions,Black Lion Films

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Movie Summary

Fletcher is ordered to arrange a prisoner vs celebrity football game, unaware it's a diversion for an escape. Fletcher and cellmate Lennie accidentally discover the plan and must break back into prison to avoid punishment.
I'd best fetch the MO. No! You're in pain, ain't ya? - Porridge 00:15
I'd best fetch the MO. No! You're in pain, ain...
Right, shift! - Porridge 00:09
Right, shift!
Right, in! You're joking, Oaksey! I'm warning you! Get IN! - Porridge 00:09
Right, in! You're joking, Oaksey! I'm warning you!...
Hold it, driver! - Porridge 00:11
Hold it, driver!
Out you go. - Porridge 00:06
Out you go.
RADIO: # Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! - Porridge 00:16
RADIO: # Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Everything all right? Who's the bird? My sister-in-law. - Porridge 00:31
Everything all right? Who's the bird? My sister-in-law.
HALF-TIME WHISTLE - Porridge 00:08
HALF-TIME WHISTLE
Don't look at me, lads - there's 11 in the team! - Porridge 00:11
Don't look at me, lads - there's 11 in the team!
On your way, then. Yeah, see you, Oaksey. - Porridge 00:19
On your way, then. Yeah, see you, Oaksey.
Hey why don't we nick a chicken - Porridge 00:08
Hey why don't we nick a chicken
COW MOOS - Porridge 00:08
COW MOOS
Excuse me! Can YOU tell me what's going on? - Porridge 00:26
Excuse me! Can YOU tell me what's going on?
Oh, dear. I told you it would be dodgy! - Porridge 00:05
Oh, dear. I told you it would be dodgy!
Come on don't flag - Porridge 00:16
Come on don't flag
Come on, don't flag! - Porridge 00:16
Come on, don't flag!
Fletch, leave the bell alone! Oh, all right. - Porridge 00:11
Fletch, leave the bell alone! Oh, all right.
What is it - Porridge 00:12
What is it
Mr Collinson, return to the prison. - Porridge 00:06
Mr Collinson, return to the prison.
Er...are you sure you can drive this thing, sir? - Porridge 00:09
Er...are you sure you can drive this thing, sir?