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You're not doing yourself any favours Banyard
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You're not doing yourself any favours, are you Banyard? All you're doing is getting up...

Fletcher: You're not doing yourself any favours, are you Banyard? All you're doing is getting up other people's noses.
Banyard: We have certain rights.
Fletcher: No we don't, we're in the nick.
Ives: I suppose you think you're entitled to something better just because you went to a public school, is that it?
Banyard: On the contrary, Ives, I'm well used to this kind of food, I went to Harrow.
Fletcher: Oh that's a good advert for the public school system, prepares you for the nick. Course it's harder in here for him than for most of us, 'cause he has had further to drop. Professional man, you see. Dentist. Tragic.
Ives: What do you mean, Fletcher, 'tragic'? It's no laughing matter for that woman he had under the laughing gas.
Banyard: There's no need for that, Ives. We don't have to keep unearthing each other's past, I'm paying for my peccadilloes.
Fletcher: Oh that's good. If you're paying I'll have a large one.
Bunny Warren: What's a peccadillo?
Ives: It's a South African bird. Flies backwards to stop getting the sand in its eyes.
Bunny Warren: No. No. I know what you mean though. It's an animal. Called the Armadildo.
Banyard: The Armadildo.
Fletcher: No, that was King Arthur's codpiece. I think that's what I'm eating an' all

Full Transcript

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You're not doing yourself any favours Banyard
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You're getting up other people's noses
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We have rights We don't We're in the nick
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I suppose you think you're entitled to something better
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because you went to a public school
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On the contrary Ives I'm used to this kind of food
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I went to Harrow
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That's a good advert for the public school system eh
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Prepare you for the nick
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It's worse for him cos he has had further to drop
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Professional man Dentist Tragic
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Tragic No laughing matter for that woman he had under the laughing gas
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There's no need for that Ives No need to unearth the past
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I'm paying for my peccadilloes
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If you're paying I'll have a large one
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What's a peccadillo
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A South African bird
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flies backwards to stop getting sand in its eyes
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No I know what you mean though
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It's an animal Called the armourdildo
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Armourdildo
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No no that was King Arthur's codpiece
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I think that's what I'm eating an' all
Duration
61 seconds
Views
145
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:04
Uploaded
Jan 16, 2025
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Production
Witzend Productions,Black Lion Films

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Movie Summary

Fletcher is ordered to arrange a prisoner vs celebrity football game, unaware it's a diversion for an escape. Fletcher and cellmate Lennie accidentally discover the plan and must break back into prison to avoid punishment.