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Potato Dreams of America

I would kill myselfbefore I go back

I would kill myself
before I go back

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I would kill myself before I go back.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:49
Uploaded
May 11, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy, drama
Production
Creative Capital

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Movie Summary

An autobiographical dark comedy about a gay boy growing up in the Soviet Union, his mail-order-bride mother, and their adventurous escape to America.
I am serious, Potato, he will send us back to Russia. - Potato Dreams of America 00:06
I am serious, Potato, he will send us back to Russia.
She is back in Russia now. - Potato Dreams of America 00:04
She is back in Russia now.
He changes Russian wives like old socks. - Potato Dreams of America 00:04
He changes Russian wives like old socks.
My partner Carrie is in the back, - Potato Dreams of America 00:07
My partner Carrie is in the back,
You have the best mom, come in. - Potato Dreams of America 00:05
You have the best mom, come in.
We've been together five years now. - Potato Dreams of America 00:04
We've been together five years now.
In Russia, I did not know if I was only one, - Potato Dreams of America 00:07
In Russia, I did not know if I was only one,
No, but you have to remember, it will get better. - Potato Dreams of America 00:05
No, but you have to remember, it will get better.
Yeah, and once you can move out of the house - Potato Dreams of America 00:04
Yeah, and once you can move out of the house
Of course, she's not the problem, - Potato Dreams of America 00:05
Of course, she's not the problem,
He knows how can do anything to us - Potato Dreams of America 00:07
He knows how can do anything to us
Let's take a photo, I have some film left over - Potato Dreams of America 00:04
Let's take a photo, I have some film left over
For now, we can still have a ceremony in our church. - Potato Dreams of America 00:04
For now, we can still have a ceremony in our church.
Oh, hey, just to let you know, we got an extra copy - Potato Dreams of America 00:07
Oh, hey, just to let you know, we got an extra copy
Yeah, I see you rented it, like, 100 times, - Potato Dreams of America 00:06
Yeah, I see you rented it, like, 100 times,
Oh, my bad, maybe someone else on the account? - Potato Dreams of America 00:05
Oh, my bad, maybe someone else on the account?
Oh, yeah, it's his favorite movie. - Potato Dreams of America 00:05
Oh, yeah, it's his favorite movie.
Potato has rented this homosexual movie for months now. - Potato Dreams of America 00:04
Potato has rented this homosexual movie for months now.
I just found out today, and I was afraid to tell you - Potato Dreams of America 00:07
I just found out today, and I was afraid to tell you
Yeah, there are good Christian schools - Potato Dreams of America 00:06
Yeah, there are good Christian schools