"Pretty Persuasion" quotes

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A 15-year-old girl incites chaos among her friends and a media frenzy when she accuses her drama teacher of sexual harassment.

Director: Marcos Siega
Writer: Skander Halim
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $305,800
Released: 25 May 2006
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

69 Clips

Symbiotic that's what our relationship is going to be like Randa - Pretty Persuasion 00:21 Symbiotic that's what our relationship is going to be like... Think of the weiner - Pretty Persuasion 00:07 Think of the weiner It's kids like him that give this great nation of ours a bad name - Pretty Persuasion 00:09 It's kids like him that give this great nation of ours a bad... Oh la la I've dropped my baguette - Pretty Persuasion 00:05 Oh la la I've dropped my baguette Randa died because of this - Pretty Persuasion 00:19 Randa died because of this Mr Anderson's kind of weird especially around girls - Pretty Persuasion 00:09 Mr Anderson's kind of weird especially around girls Do you fuck dogs - Pretty Persuasion 00:11 Do you fuck dogs How can this be - Pretty Persuasion 00:24 How can this be Okay look I'm really trying but I don't know how to be sexy - Pretty Persuasion 00:07 Okay look I'm really trying but I don't know how to be sexy My mother always taught me not to talk too much - Pretty Persuasion 00:13 My mother always taught me not to talk too much It reminds me of the skirts that the girls wear at your school - Pretty Persuasion 00:50 It reminds me of the skirts that the girls wear at your... I would never to do anything to hurt you or your reputation - Pretty Persuasion 00:09 I would never to do anything to hurt you or your reputation Down with Nazis - Pretty Persuasion 00:05 Down with Nazis That's Josh Horowitz - Pretty Persuasion 00:18 That's Josh Horowitz I wanna watch the Real World - Pretty Persuasion 00:19 I wanna watch the Real World How does an Arab get his wife pregnant - Pretty Persuasion 00:21 How does an Arab get his wife pregnant Warren Prescott - Pretty Persuasion 00:41 Warren Prescott Kimberly Kimberly - Pretty Persuasion 00:19 Kimberly Kimberly You lying backstabbing two faced little cunt - Pretty Persuasion 00:08 You lying backstabbing two faced little cunt Now I'm running my fingers along your chest - Pretty Persuasion 00:22 Now I'm running my fingers along your chest Even though Disney gives benefits to faggots - Pretty Persuasion 00:28 Even though Disney gives benefits to faggots Dad got me a digital video camera - Pretty Persuasion 00:10 Dad got me a digital video camera Mr Anderson's kind of weird especially around girls - Pretty Persuasion 00:09 Mr Anderson's kind of weird especially around girls Brittany and I are the best of friends - Pretty Persuasion 00:38 Brittany and I are the best of friends What's the greatest thing about this country - Pretty Persuasion 00:21 What's the greatest thing about this country You have the face of an angel - Pretty Persuasion 00:18 You have the face of an angel I don't wanna ever catch you being a racist - Pretty Persuasion 00:11 I don't wanna ever catch you being a racist And Josh at least my dad isn't a money grubbing Jew shyster - Pretty Persuasion 00:17 And Josh at least my dad isn't a money grubbing Jew shyster We will not tolerate racial slurs at Roxberry - Pretty Persuasion 00:12 We will not tolerate racial slurs at Roxberry It is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun - Pretty Persuasion 01:02 It is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun Now I'm going to touch you on your boobs - Pretty Persuasion 00:13 Now I'm going to touch you on your boobs I could never give up men - Pretty Persuasion 00:12 I could never give up men 'Cause she knows that you can't do anything about it - Pretty Persuasion 00:17 'Cause she knows that you can't do anything about it I know how he feels - Pretty Persuasion 00:20 I know how he feels Why is that woman - Pretty Persuasion 00:20 Why is that woman I like this music - Pretty Persuasion 00:20 I like this music Randa's from the middle east - Pretty Persuasion 00:15 Randa's from the middle east It's like the whole world is this orchestra and I'm the conductor - Pretty Persuasion 00:06 It's like the whole world is this orchestra and I'm the... Believe me Mr Mayer Meyer Think of the wiener - Pretty Persuasion 00:05 Believe me Mr Mayer Meyer Think of the wiener Stay away from Kenny the arms dealer - Pretty Persuasion 00:09 Stay away from Kenny the arms dealer But Kimberly Randa - Pretty Persuasion 00:18 But Kimberly Randa What's the matter baby You don't like what you see - Pretty Persuasion 00:19 What's the matter baby You don't like what you see How is it please that two men - Pretty Persuasion 00:24 How is it please that two men My mother always taught me not to talk too much - Pretty Persuasion 00:12 My mother always taught me not to talk too much God it reminds me of those skirts that the girls wear at your school - Pretty Persuasion 00:19 God it reminds me of those skirts that the girls wear at... Daddy I would never do anything to hurt you or your reputation - Pretty Persuasion 00:08 Daddy I would never do anything to hurt you or your... Down with Nazis Boo Nazis - Pretty Persuasion 00:04 Down with Nazis Boo Nazis Like that's Josh Horowitz - Pretty Persuasion 00:16 Like that's Josh Horowitz No I hate The Real World Those girls are bitches - Pretty Persuasion 00:20 No I hate The Real World Those girls are bitches How does an Arab get his wife pregnant I do not know - Pretty Persuasion 00:20 How does an Arab get his wife pregnant I do not know Kimberly would you let someone do that to you - Pretty Persuasion 00:35 Kimberly would you let someone do that to you Everything that comes out of his mouth is like an iambic pentagram - Pretty Persuasion 00:06 Everything that comes out of his mouth is like an iambic... For instance when people hear the name Walt Disney - Pretty Persuasion 00:27 For instance when people hear the name Walt Disney Brittany and I are the best of friends We confide in each other - Pretty Persuasion 00:13 Brittany and I are the best of friends We confide in each... Randa what's the greatest thing about this country - Pretty Persuasion 00:26 Randa what's the greatest thing about this country You have brains like that you have the face of an angel - Pretty Persuasion 00:18 You have brains like that you have the face of an angel Now I don't want to ever catch you being a racist - Pretty Persuasion 00:12 Now I don't want to ever catch you being a racist We will not tolerate racial slurs at Roxbury - Pretty Persuasion 00:11 We will not tolerate racial slurs at Roxbury I like this music Can you buy the soundtrack to pornos - Pretty Persuasion 00:20 I like this music Can you buy the soundtrack to pornos It's trendy That's true - Pretty Persuasion 00:37 It's trendy That's true It is time to open up my big bag of fun - Pretty Persuasion 00:35 It is time to open up my big bag of fun Then he said - Pretty Persuasion 00:16 Then he said I could never give up men I like cock too much - Pretty Persuasion 00:12 I could never give up men I like cock too much Do you want to know why she was coming on to you - Pretty Persuasion 00:17 Do you want to know why she was coming on to you In some ways I know how he feels - Pretty Persuasion 00:19 In some ways I know how he feels So Brittany this is Randa - Pretty Persuasion 00:14 So Brittany this is Randa I have proof - Pretty Persuasion 00:36 I have proof Everything that comes out of his mouth is like an iambic pentagram - Pretty Persuasion 00:22 Everything that comes out of his mouth is like an iambic... I have respect for all races - Pretty Persuasion 03:53 I have respect for all races

Cast

Kimberly Joyce - Evan Rachel Wood
Morgan - David Wagner
Randa - Adi Schnall
Emily Klein - Jane Krakowski
Headmaster Charles Meyer - Michael Hitchcock
Roger Nicholl - Danny Comden
Kathy Joyce - Jaime King
Josh Horowitz - Josh Zuckerman
Percy Anderson - Ron Livingston
Kenny - Cody McMains
Barry - Mike Erwin
Hank Joyce - James Woods
Martin Stivers - Ira David Wood IV
Grace Anderson - Selma Blair
Warren Prescott - Johnny Lewis
Carlyle Cream - David C. Taylor
Stephanie Swift - Lisa Arturo
Tiffany Minx - Shanna Olson
Joe (Security Guard) - Alex Désert
Nadine - Tina Holmes
Sound Guy - Perry Hayes
Emmett Friedman - Christopher Thornton
Judge Carl Munro - Clyde Kusatsu
Larry Horowitz - Robert Joy
First Bystander - Julie Wittner
Second Bystander - Aydiee Vaughn
Mr. Azzouni - Navid Negahban
Mrs. Azzouni - Veena Bidasha
Bobo, the Dog - Harley
Kimberly's brother - Monty Buckles
Jury Member - Jake Hanover
Reuben - Michael Kozak
High School Girl - Kim Argetsinger
Stenographer - Tim Coston
Reporter - Alexis Krause
School girl - Jessica Landon
High School Girl - Amber Matthews
High School Student - Michael Shiraef