Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen...
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Kimberly Joyce:
Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad for our consumption this evening. Item number one, Dad's wine-flavored cigars.
Brittany Wells:
Ech, don't those things make you cough?
Kimberly Joyce:
No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow - I mean, inhale.
[offers one to Randa]
Randa:
No thanks.
Kimberly Joyce:
Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.
Brittany Wells:
That's true.
Randa:
No thank you, I do not smoke.
Kimberly Joyce:
Okay... Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many *many* pornos - Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies.
Brittany Wells:
Ew! Why would we wanna watch a porno?
Kimberly Joyce:
'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three - and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these - Dad's Twinkies.
Brittany Wells:
Eh - too fattening.
Kimberly Joyce:
Would you *please* stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together!
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It's trendy That's true
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No thank you I do not smoke
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Okay Item number two
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One of Dad's many many pornos
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Titty Lickers 2 The search for Golden Curlies
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Why would we want to watch a porno 'Cause they're funny
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Besides we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn
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And item number three
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and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these
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Dad's Twinkies Too fattening
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Would you please stop criticizing everything in my big bag of fun
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 214
Timestamp in movie: 00h 25m 40s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: A 15-year-old girl incites chaos among her friends and a media frenzy when she accuses her drama teacher of sexual harassment.
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