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Kimberly Joyce: Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad for our consumption this evening. Item number one, Dad's wine-flavored cigars.\nBrittany Wells: Ech, don't those things make you cough?\nKimberly Joyce: No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow - I mean, inhale.\n[offers one to Randa]\nRanda: No thanks.\nKimberly Joyce: Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.\nBrittany Wells: That's true.\nRanda: No thank you, I do not smoke.\nKimberly Joyce: Okay... Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many *many* pornos - Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies.\nBrittany Wells: Ew! Why would we wanna watch a porno?\nKimberly Joyce: 'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three - and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these - Dad's Twinkies.\nBrittany Wells: Eh - too fattening.\nKimberly Joyce: Would you *please* stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together!
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Okay
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I love you Kimberly
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I love you too
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Come on
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Kimberly Wait no put it back on
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I want to watch The Real World
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Brittany No I hate The Real World Those girls are bitches
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You're a bitch Yeah well you're a trollop
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man chattering on TV Fine
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I'm sorry I called you a bitch
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It's okay I'm sorry I called you a trollop
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I don't even really know what one is
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It's a promiscuous woman often a prostitute
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Hmm
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Okay
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It is time to open up my big bag of fun
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These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad
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for our consumption this evening
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Item number one Dad's wine flavored cigars
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Ugh don't those things make you cough
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No they're cigars
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You don't have to swallow I mean inhale
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No thanks
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Are you sure Randa
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To become successful actresses you have to learn how to smoke them
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It's trendy That's true
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No thank you I do not smoke
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Okay Uh item number two
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one of Dad's many many pornos
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Titty Lickers 2 The Search for Golden Curlies
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Ew why would we want to watch a porno
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'Cause they're funny
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Besides we have to teach Randa about sex
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and this is the best way to learn
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And item number three
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and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these
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Dad's Twinkies
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Mm too fattening
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Would you please stop criticizing
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everything in my big bag of fun
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I spent a lot of time putting this together
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Movie Summary
A 15-year-old girl incites chaos among her friends and a media frenzy when she accuses her drama teacher of sexual harassment.
