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Pretty Stoned

A total stoner with no commitment to her job and a type-A high-achiever join forces when they find themselves in trouble after one of them disposes of $20,000 worth of pot from a drug queenpin and her henchwomen.

Director

Jonathan Hawk

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Genre

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N/A

Production

Capital Arts Entertainment,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Homepage

https://www.mtv.com/movies/csey42/pretty-stoned

Darcy

Leila

Maid of honor

Mrs. Thompson

Officer Steve

Tick-Tock

Porsha Williams

Cameo

Jessica 'Jess Hilarious' Moore

Blaize

Stella

Waiter

Jewelry Store Employee

Andzelika Bobrova

Babbitt

Mother of the Bride

Junebug

Officer Rita

Rasheda Crockett

Carl Dispensary Guard

Sophina DeJesus

Bride

Meena

Bridger

Mall Patron

Nicole the Hostess

Tyler

Candice Marie Singleton

Groom's Auntie

DJ B

Party Goer

Gabriela

Angelique Franklin

Bridesmaid

Bride family

Kentavious Evans

Queenie

Best Man

Mall Patron

Party Goer

Kaamilah Amirah

Stagehand

Ryan Austin Bryant

Background

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Hey, you should try
that one day if you're - Pretty Stoned

Hey, you should try that one day if you're

No, this is what we're doing,
this right here, explaining - Pretty Stoned

No, this is what we're doing, this right here, explaini...

[laughs] - Pretty Stoned

For the last time,
they're crystals. - Pretty Stoned

For the last time, they're crystals.

- Leila, chill.
- Do not tell me to chill! - Pretty Stoned

- Leila, chill. - Do not tell me to chill!

I'm just speaking my truth! - Pretty Stoned

I'm just speaking my truth!

[screams] - Pretty Stoned

[grunts] - Pretty Stoned

- Ooh, whee.
- [screams] - Pretty Stoned

- Ooh, whee. - [screams]

[engine grinding]
[screams] - Pretty Stoned

[engine grinding] [screams]

Oh, wait, I'm all out of sage, - Pretty Stoned

Oh, wait, I'm all out of sage,

[screams] - Pretty Stoned

[tires squealing]
[body thuds] - Pretty Stoned

[tires squealing] [body thuds]

[tires squealing] - Pretty Stoned

[tires squealing]

[Future's
"Government Official" playing] - Pretty Stoned

[Future's "Government Official" playing]

[chuckles] - Pretty Stoned

Here are your drinks. - Pretty Stoned

Here are your drinks.

Should we explain to her - Pretty Stoned

Should we explain to her

I mean, I've never had
that much money at one time - Pretty Stoned

I mean, I've never had that much money at one time

You kind of look
like you would do that. - Pretty Stoned

You kind of look like you would do that.

You are bartending at a strip
club called Dancing Dinero - Pretty Stoned

You are bartending at a strip club called Dancing Dinero

[people cheering] - Pretty Stoned

[people cheering]

OK, so Tick Tock is
the ear-biter, right? - Pretty Stoned

OK, so Tick Tock is the ear-biter, right?

OK, I'm really scared to
ask this, but what is a plug? - Pretty Stoned

OK, I'm really scared to ask this, but what is a plug?

The plug is the boss,
Madame X. - Pretty Stoned

The plug is the boss, Madame X.

[laughs] - Pretty Stoned

There you are.
[laughs nervously] - Pretty Stoned

There you are. [laughs nervously]

Just thought maybe we could
get a little girl time in, - Pretty Stoned

Just thought maybe we could get a little girl time in,

Do I look like I shop at a Gap - Pretty Stoned

Do I look like I shop at a Gap

You wanna meet in a
public place mean you scared, - Pretty Stoned

You wanna meet in a public place mean you scared,

Anyway, so it seems
that Stella, uh, - Pretty Stoned

Anyway, so it seems that Stella, uh,

[dramatic music] - Pretty Stoned

[dramatic music]

Little boy pulls my
pigtails, I knock him out. - Pretty Stoned

Little boy pulls my pigtails, I knock him out.

Well, violence is
rarely the answer. - Pretty Stoned

Well, violence is rarely the answer.

But you got me at a mall
and you don't have the Pink? - Pretty Stoned

But you got me at a mall and you don't have the Pink?

Lucky for you, malls are
dying nationwide, - Pretty Stoned

Lucky for you, malls are dying nationwide,

You saying that right there
makes me wanna shoot you. - Pretty Stoned

You saying that right there makes me wanna shoot you.

OK, um, I'm kind of more
into choking than hair play, - Pretty Stoned

OK, um, I'm kind of more into choking than hair play,

[glasses clatter] - Pretty Stoned

[glasses clatter]

[grunts] - Pretty Stoned

You are... so pretty. - Pretty Stoned

You are... so pretty.

[laughs] - Pretty Stoned

He one of those "Silicone"
Valley pot "afacionidos." - Pretty Stoned

He one of those "Silicone" Valley pot "afacio...

Shoot, I'd smash,
but I'd think I'd feel - Pretty Stoned

Shoot, I'd smash, but I'd think I'd feel

I mean, do you
even know his name, - Pretty Stoned

I mean, do you even know his name,

First of all, after a good,
casual bone-down - Pretty Stoned

First of all, after a good, casual bone-down

[laughs] You are trouble. - Pretty Stoned

[laughs] You are trouble.

[laughs]
Hi, I'm Darcy. - Pretty Stoned

[laughs] Hi, I'm Darcy.

[phone chimes] - Pretty Stoned

This as yet unidentified
woman is a person of interest, - Pretty Stoned

This as yet unidentified woman is a person of interest,

If you see her,
please call 55-iSNiTCH. - Pretty Stoned

If you see her, please call 55-iSNiTCH.

I'm Sharon Reed
for Blunt News Network. - Pretty Stoned

I'm Sharon Reed for Blunt News Network.

Side note... is this whole
criminal organization, - Pretty Stoned

Side note... is this whole criminal organization,

You know.
Wow, that's0- - Pretty Stoned

You know. Wow, that's0-

The biggest weed
dealer in the city - Pretty Stoned

The biggest weed dealer in the city

And unless you have
20K, baby, we dead. - Pretty Stoned

And unless you have 20K, baby, we dead.

Hey, I have an idea,
but it's not a good one. - Pretty Stoned

Hey, I have an idea, but it's not a good one.

[glasses clink] - Pretty Stoned

[glasses clink]

Yeah, we'll just wait
right here, I guess. - Pretty Stoned

Yeah, we'll just wait right here, I guess.

The GPS says that she's here. - Pretty Stoned

The GPS says that she's here.

For your information, people
do it all the time with people - Pretty Stoned

For your information, people do it all the time with people

[footsteps tapping] - Pretty Stoned

[footsteps tapping]

[sighs] - Pretty Stoned

[scoffs] - Pretty Stoned

I just... you look
so pretty, and I - Pretty Stoned

I just... you look so pretty, and I

[hip-hop music] - Pretty Stoned

[hip-hop music]

Meena, I'm in trouble, OK? - Pretty Stoned

Meena, I'm in trouble, OK?

And I was... thinking of...
maybe... - Pretty Stoned

And I was... thinking of... maybe...

You're just saying that because
I showed up with this reject - Pretty Stoned

You're just saying that because I showed up with this r...

But that's neither
here nor there, - Pretty Stoned

But that's neither here nor there,

And, mm, please apologize
to your mom for me. - Pretty Stoned

And, mm, please apologize to your mom for me.

[mouths word] - Pretty Stoned

[sighs] - Pretty Stoned

What's happening?
[chuckles] - Pretty Stoned

What's happening? [chuckles]

[laughter] - Pretty Stoned

Girl, we gotta make some moves. - Pretty Stoned

Girl, we gotta make some moves.

Whatever you got going on over
there, you better kill it, - Pretty Stoned

Whatever you got going on over there, you better kill it,

[sighs] - Pretty Stoned

I don't know why I
kissed Meena like that. - Pretty Stoned

I don't know why I kissed Meena like that.

I'm not, like, so...
I'm not, like, that confident - Pretty Stoned

I'm not, like, so... I'm not, like, that confident

[funky music] - Pretty Stoned

So, ooh, I got a, um... - Pretty Stoned

So, ooh, I got a, um...

OK, so the gummies you ate, - Pretty Stoned

OK, so the gummies you ate,

So you super high. - Pretty Stoned

So you super high.

[laughs] - Pretty Stoned

Yeah, but then you
gave me another one. - Pretty Stoned

Yeah, but then you gave me another one.

[laughs] - Pretty Stoned

I thought, like,
edibles were, like, - Pretty Stoned

I thought, like, edibles were, like,

They put all the
shit in the brownies, - Pretty Stoned

They put all the shit in the brownies,

Wow, I was duped by
deceptive marketing. - Pretty Stoned

Wow, I was duped by deceptive marketing.

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A total stoner with no commitment to her job and a type-A high-achiever join forces when they find themselves in trouble after one of them disposes of $20,000 worth of pot from a drug queenpin and her henchwomen.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Jonathan Hawk

Writer: Blayne Weaver

Production: Capital Arts Entertainment,MTV Entertainment Studios

Genre: comedy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 3.8

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 19 Apr 2023

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.mtv.com/movies/csey42/pretty-stoned