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Pretty Stoned

A total stoner with no commitment to her job and a type-A high-achiever join forces when they find themselves in trouble after one of them disposes of $20,000 worth of pot from a drug queenpin and her henchwomen.

Director

Jonathan Hawk

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Production

Capital Arts Entertainment,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Homepage

https://www.mtv.com/movies/csey42/pretty-stoned

Darcy

Leila

Maid of honor

Mrs. Thompson

Officer Steve

Tick-Tock

Porsha Williams

Cameo

Jessica 'Jess Hilarious' Moore

Blaize

Stella

Waiter

Jewelry Store Employee

Andzelika Bobrova

Babbitt

Mother of the Bride

Junebug

Officer Rita

Rasheda Crockett

Carl Dispensary Guard

Sophina DeJesus

Bride

Meena

Bridger

Mall Patron

Nicole the Hostess

Tyler

Candice Marie Singleton

Groom's Auntie

DJ B

Party Goer

Gabriela

Angelique Franklin

Bridesmaid

Bride family

Kentavious Evans

Queenie

Best Man

Mall Patron

Party Goer

Kaamilah Amirah

Stagehand

Ryan Austin Bryant

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As you can see, I'm a
person of some import - Pretty Stoned

As you can see, I'm a person of some import

Wow, you're, like,
the toughest - Pretty Stoned

Wow, you're, like, the toughest

[mockingly] "Where did you find
it? where did you find it?" - Pretty Stoned

[mockingly] "Where did you find it? where did you find ...

Possession is 9/10 of the law, - Pretty Stoned

Possession is 9/10 of the law,

Look, my life has been
a living nightmare - Pretty Stoned

Look, my life has been a living nightmare

I was thrown off a
wall that was too tall. - Pretty Stoned

I was thrown off a wall that was too tall.

I was chased by police
officers who were not hot. - Pretty Stoned

I was chased by police officers who were not hot.

[people gasps] - Pretty Stoned

Give me that box, or
catch these hands. - Pretty Stoned

Give me that box, or catch these hands.

[laughs] - Pretty Stoned

[laughs] - Pretty Stoned

I will not be
giving it to anyone, - Pretty Stoned

I will not be giving it to anyone,

[screaming] - Pretty Stoned

Let's go! - Pretty Stoned

[screams] - Pretty Stoned

[with English accent]
Well, well, well, - Pretty Stoned

[with English accent] Well, well, well,

[all grunt] - Pretty Stoned

Ah! Oh, hey. - Pretty Stoned

I've got a super short
attention span. - Pretty Stoned

I've got a super short attention span.

Edibles guy, wake up. - Pretty Stoned

Edibles guy, wake up.

When I was watching you
roller-skate, I was thinking, - Pretty Stoned

When I was watching you roller-skate, I was thinking,

You just what
everybody else says, - Pretty Stoned

You just what everybody else says,

That's not who I am, - Pretty Stoned

That's not who I am,

Look, did you really mean what
you said about my skating? - Pretty Stoned

Look, did you really mean what you said about my skating?

Like... like, it's a
hobby, but I mean, - Pretty Stoned

Like... like, it's a hobby, but I mean,

[whimpers] - Pretty Stoned

[whimpering] - Pretty Stoned

Yes, I am scared, but there
are times to be straight. - Pretty Stoned

Yes, I am scared, but there are times to be straight.

We gon' die, Darcy.
[sobs] - Pretty Stoned

We gon' die, Darcy. [sobs]

[door slams] - Pretty Stoned

So y'all thought it was
cool to steal from Madame X? - Pretty Stoned

So y'all thought it was cool to steal from Madame X?

No way. No.
[laughs nervously] - Pretty Stoned

No way. No. [laughs nervously]

We even stole another pound
of Pink, which turned out - Pretty Stoned

We even stole another pound of Pink, which turned out

On 4/20, my busiest
shopping day, - Pretty Stoned

On 4/20, my busiest shopping day,

I say we string them
up by their underwear - Pretty Stoned

I say we string them up by their underwear

Kill both these bitches,
starting with this one first. - Pretty Stoned

Kill both these bitches, starting with this one first.

[screams] - Pretty Stoned

[gun cocking] - Pretty Stoned

[clears throat] - Pretty Stoned

[clears throat]

- She sure did.
- [scoffs] - Pretty Stoned

- She sure did. - [scoffs]

And I will not let these two
right here steal from me. - Pretty Stoned

And I will not let these two right here steal from me.

And you definitely
won't steal my daughter. - Pretty Stoned

And you definitely won't steal my daughter.

[exciting music] - Pretty Stoned

[exciting music]

[gunshots] - Pretty Stoned

[growls] - Pretty Stoned

[both breathing heavily] - Pretty Stoned

[both breathing heavily]

Yeah, nah, this guy says,
uh, I'm still in shock. - Pretty Stoned

Yeah, nah, this guy says, uh, I'm still in shock.

Well, thanks for
taking a bullet for me. - Pretty Stoned

Well, thanks for taking a bullet for me.

She got a good lawyer, she
friends with the governor, - Pretty Stoned

She got a good lawyer, she friends with the governor,

But maybe because of
the drug-selling, - Pretty Stoned

But maybe because of the drug-selling,

Anyway, I gotta
go call that lawyer - Pretty Stoned

Anyway, I gotta go call that lawyer

If you gonna
handcuff me, could you - Pretty Stoned

If you gonna handcuff me, could you

I was giving it to her.
I just ran out of breath. - Pretty Stoned

I was giving it to her. I just ran out of breath.

Yeah, I think her and X got
locked up, both of 'em. - Pretty Stoned

Yeah, I think her and X got locked up, both of 'em.

- I...
- You think we care about you? - Pretty Stoned

- I... - You think we care about you?

[laughs] - Pretty Stoned

[engine turning over] - Pretty Stoned

[engine turning over]

You smell that? - Pretty Stoned

You smell that?

[Saweetie's "Best Friend"] - Pretty Stoned

[Saweetie's "Best Friend"]

♪ On my way, [...] ♪ - Pretty Stoned

♪ On my way, [...] ♪

♪ 'Cause we
the baddest in the club ♪ - Pretty Stoned

♪ 'Cause we the baddest in the club ♪

♪ Best friend, damn, your
wrist look like it's frozen ♪ - Pretty Stoned

♪ Best friend, damn, your wrist look like it's frozen ♪...

Holy shit. - Pretty Stoned

Hey, you can use this
to start your dispensary. - Pretty Stoned

Hey, you can use this to start your dispensary.

Less than 24 hours ago, - Pretty Stoned

Less than 24 hours ago,

[upbeat music] - Pretty Stoned

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A total stoner with no commitment to her job and a type-A high-achiever join forces when they find themselves in trouble after one of them disposes of $20,000 worth of pot from a drug queenpin and her henchwomen.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Jonathan Hawk

Writer: Blayne Weaver

Production: Capital Arts Entertainment,MTV Entertainment Studios

Genre: comedy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 3.8

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 19 Apr 2023

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.mtv.com/movies/csey42/pretty-stoned