"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" quotes

00:04 Oh fuddle 00:05 This cannot be 00:15 She is one of those young ladies 00:05 I survived Janey 00:17 Lady Catherine might I take this opportunity to compliment... 00:21 You didn't 00:17 It is a truth universally acknowledged 00:06 Let's see how reasonable his aristocrats are after their... 00:09 Allow me 00:09 Darcy I hate to see you just standing there You must dance 00:06 She is almost as fair as the other one 00:15 You see if they never consume human brains 00:09 Lizzy don't go into the woods alone 00:18 Mr Darcy I have made the most incredible discovery 00:11 How were you able to discern that the wound on my rib was... 00:06 Mr Darcy you are as unfeeling as the undead 00:12 A newly infected zombie is almost impossible to detect 00:12 My God you're so predictable 00:08 Your abilities as a warrior are beyond reproach Mr Darcy 00:09 My favorite nephew you lay unconscious for so long 00:10 I will of course require you to retire your warrior skills 00:11 Is there absolutely no negotiating over Jane 00:35 The Crown's funds have been drained 00:06 Do not worry Mr Collins She shall be brought to reason 00:23 Mrs Featherstone 00:13 I consider dancing to be the first refinement of polished... 00:05 The fairest wifely choices be right here in this room 00:06 You have a very small estate here 00:34 You prefer reading to cards 00:05 Is there some sort of trouble 00:05 She's the most beautiful creature I ever beheld 00:06 And that her arms are surprisingly muscular 00:18 Carelessness when dealing with a zombie infection 00:37 Lizzy An unhappy alternative is before you 00:15 A woman must have a thorough knowledge of music singing 00:37 It was said the sight of this slaughter drove young King... 00:32 Miss Bennet although I know many consider you to be... 00:26 You are dancing with the only handsome girl here 00:09 The very first moment I beheld you 00:07 Daughters do not dance well with masticated brains Mrs... 00:12 I do not know which I admire more Elizabeth Bennet 00:11 I was unaware that zombies possessed the required acuity to... 00:08 A woman is either highly trained or highly refined 00:26 Mr Darcy 00:05 My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me 00:35 Library Is it 00:05 My daughters were trained for battle sir Not the kitchen 00:08 I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring