Dear Miss Elizabeth Bennet, I'm not writing to renew the sentiments that were so...
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Mr. Darcy:
[in his letter to Elizabeth]
Dear Miss Elizabeth Bennet, I'm not writing to renew the sentiments that were so disgusting to you. But to address the two offenses you accuse me of. I did not intentionally wound your sister. It was a most unfortunate consequence of protecting my dearest friend. Mr. Bingley's feelings for Miss Bennet were beyond any I had ever witnessed in him, or indeed even thought him capable. The evening of the dance at Netherfield, after overhearing your mother coldly stating her intention of having all her daughters marry favorably, I persuaded Bingley of the unfitness of the match. If I have wounded Miss Bennet's feelings it was unknowingly done. As to your other accusation of having injured Mr. Wickham, no sooner had my father made clear his intention to leave Mr. Wickham a handsome sum than Mr. Darcy was mysteriously infected by the plague. It was left to me, his son, to provide a merciful ending.
[beheads the zombie Mr. Darcy, Sr]
Mr. Darcy:
Still I gave Wickham the inheritance my father left. Wickham squandered it, whereupon he demanded more and more money. Until I eventually refused. Thereafter he severed all ties with me. Last summer he began a relationship with my 15-year-old sister and convinced her to elope. Mr. Wickham's prime target was her inheritance of 30,000 pounds. But revenging himself on me was a strong additional inducement. Fortunately I was able to persuade my sister of Mr. Wickham's ulterior motives before it was too late.
[walks away with his sister by his side]
Mr. Darcy:
I hope this helps explain and perhaps mitigate my behavior in your eyes. Of all weapons in the world, I now know love to be the most dangerous. For I have suffered a mortal wound. When did I fall so deeply under your spell, Miss Bennet? I cannot fix the hour or the spot or the look or the words which lay the foundation. I was in the middle before I knew I began. But a proud fool I was. I have faced the harsh truth: that I can never hope to win your love in this life. And so I sought solace in combat.
[scene flashes to night and London on fire with soldiers fighting zombies]
Mr. Darcy:
I write to you from the siege of London. There is now a cunningly designed zombie attack. I sense a dark hand is at work. They are guiding the enemy, Miss Bennet. By taking London they've increased their ranks a hundredfold. Now we endeavor to keep them trapped within the great wall. This isn't the random act of some mindless horde. They struck the palace and both houses. They cut off our head before we could cut off theirs. If we should fail to contain them and they breach Hingham Bridge, It'll be as if a great dam has broken and they'll reach out for us swiftly, and in overwhelming numbers. Dear Miss Bennet. I implore you to be ready.
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Library Is it
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Miss Bennet may I be so bold as to request the next two dances
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If you are not otherwise engaged
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I am not engaged
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Good for you Mr Bingley You chose the loveliest of my daughters
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Mother Well
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I consider dancing to be the first refinement of polished society
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Don't you agree Mr Darcy
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No Every savage can dance
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Why I imagine even zombies could do it to some degree of success
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 220
Timestamp in movie: 00h 16m 06s
Uploaded: 18 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, fantasy
Summary: Five sisters in 19th century England must cope with the pressures to marry while protecting themselves from a growing population of zombies.
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00:05 My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me
00:26 Mr Darcy
00:08 A woman is either highly trained or highly refined
00:11 I was unaware that zombies possessed the required acuity to...
00:12 I do not know which I admire more Elizabeth Bennet
00:07 Daughters do not dance well with masticated brains Mrs...
00:09 The very first moment I beheld you
00:26 You are dancing with the only handsome girl here
00:32 Miss Bennet although I know many consider you to be...
00:37 It was said the sight of this slaughter drove young King...
00:15 A woman must have a thorough knowledge of music singing
00:37 Lizzy An unhappy alternative is before you
00:17 Lady Catherine might I take this opportunity to compliment...
00:18 Carelessness when dealing with a zombie infection
00:06 And that her arms are surprisingly muscular
00:05 She's the most beautiful creature I ever beheld
00:05 Is there some sort of trouble
00:34 You prefer reading to cards
00:06 You have a very small estate here
00:05 The fairest wifely choices be right here in this room