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Father Greg Pilkington:
And how would you feel if someone robbed your car? Boy Car Thief:
I haven't got one. Father Greg Pilkington:
Well, suppose you did. Boy Car Thief:
I'd get a weed-on. Father Greg Pilkington:
Exactly. I'd get a... weed-on too. Boy Car Thief:
You haven't got a car. Father Greg Pilkington:
Well, what about Father Matthew? Boy Car Thief:
No one would wanna rob his car, would they? Father Greg Pilkington:
Because he's a priest? Boy Car Thief:
Because it's crap!
And how would you feel if someone robbed your car? Boy Car Thief:
I haven't got one. Father Greg Pilkington:
Well, suppose you did. Boy Car Thief:
I'd get a weed-on. Father Greg Pilkington:
Exactly. I'd get a... weed-on too. Boy Car Thief:
You haven't got a car. Father Greg Pilkington:
Well, what about Father Matthew? Boy Car Thief:
No one would wanna rob his car, would they? Father Greg Pilkington:
Because he's a priest? Boy Car Thief:
Because it's crap!
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And how many do you smoke About ten
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A day Yeah
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Well how do you pay for them I use me dinner money
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What So you don't eat I rob Lisa Unsworth's butties
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Well that's got to stop
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It will She brings cheese and onion now and she knows I can't stand 'em
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Giggles
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Well suppose someone robbed your car
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I haven't got one Well suppose you had
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I'd get a weed on Yeah Exactly
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I'd get a weed on too
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You haven't got a car Well Fr Matthew's
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That won't get robbed though will it Because he's a priest
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Because it's crap
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Movie Summary
A homosexual Catholic priest finds out during confessional that a young girl is being sexually abused by her father, and has to decide how to deal with both that secret and his own.

