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The autobiographical story of Howard Stern, the radio rebel who is now also a TV personality, an author and a movie star.

Director: Betty Thomas
Writer: Howard Stern, Len Blum, Michael Kalesniko
Production: WARNER BROTHERS PICTURES
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $41,230,799
Released: 07 Mar 1997
Awards: 2 wins & 3 nominations

46 Clips

You're a moron Now shut up and sit still - Private Parts 00:04
You're a moron Now shut up and sit still
Hi honey - Private Parts 00:06
Hi honey
I'll tell you nothing makes a woman hotter - Private Parts 00:06
I'll tell you nothing makes a woman hotter
You're the Antichrist - Private Parts 00:08
You're the Antichrist
OK thank you - Private Parts 00:32
OK thank you
Oh look at her I mean this was a miracle - Private Parts 00:37
Oh look at her I mean this was a miracle
What he did to me today - Private Parts 00:17
What he did to me today
I'll tell you Howard Stern man - Private Parts 00:30
I'll tell you Howard Stern man
Oh I bet Kenny has - Private Parts 00:16
Oh I bet Kenny has
Hi Is this Betty Jean Rushton - Private Parts 00:24
Hi Is this Betty Jean Rushton
Irene the weather girl - Private Parts 00:26
Irene the weather girl
I am the hero of the lesbian community - Private Parts 00:04
I am the hero of the lesbian community
But why can't I play with my puppets - Private Parts 00:07
But why can't I play with my puppets
You wanted to see me - Private Parts 00:19
You wanted to see me
Symphony Sid - Private Parts 00:14
Symphony Sid
Hey after all being misunderstood - Private Parts 00:06
Hey after all being misunderstood
We never played catch or went to ball games - Private Parts 00:06
We never played catch or went to ball games
I told you not to be stupid you moron - Private Parts 00:04
I told you not to be stupid you moron
The average radio listener listens for 18 minutes - Private Parts 00:34
The average radio listener listens for 18 minutes
Gene I have cock and I wrote it big - Private Parts 00:37
Gene I have cock and I wrote it big
Kill Kill Kill - Private Parts 00:11
Kill Kill Kill
He's on the FCC's most wanted list - Private Parts 00:03
He's on the FCC's most wanted list
Page 108 paragraph 3 - Private Parts 00:16
Page 108 paragraph 3
You're saying I look a little old to be in college - Private Parts 00:08
You're saying I look a little old to be in college
What a fucking jerk - Private Parts 00:04
What a fucking jerk
Howard Lesbians equal ratings - Private Parts 00:04
Howard Lesbians equal ratings
I told you not to be stupid - Private Parts 00:13
I told you not to be stupid
You're the anti Christ - Private Parts 00:19
You're the anti Christ
You're a moron - Private Parts 00:15
You're a moron
You wanted to see me - Private Parts 00:38
You wanted to see me
I bear no grudge against Howard Stern - Private Parts 02:09
I bear no grudge against Howard Stern
I am the hero of the lesbian community - Private Parts 00:15
I am the hero of the lesbian community
Howard is on the FCC's Most Wanted List - Private Parts 00:15
Howard is on the FCC's Most Wanted List
Eugene is my pen name 'cause I wrote this while I was in the Pen - Private Parts 00:32
Eugene is my pen name 'cause I wrote this while I was in the...
But why can't I play with my puppets - Private Parts 00:14
But why can't I play with my puppets
But I understand there's already been a problem - Private Parts 02:46
But I understand there's already been a problem
You just swallowed - Private Parts 00:26
You just swallowed
What he did to me was the most unprofessional and insulting experience of my life - Private Parts 00:50
What he did to me was the most unprofessional and insulting...
What a fucking jerk - Private Parts 00:11
What a fucking jerk
This is Howard Stern - Private Parts 00:53
This is Howard Stern
The weather girl - Private Parts 00:54
The weather girl
The only sport my dad liked was yelling - Private Parts 00:20
The only sport my dad liked was yelling
So I have a  big cock - Private Parts 01:41
So I have a big cock
Robin Leech says we should move to Antigua - Private Parts 00:16
Robin Leech says we should move to Antigua
Or other bodily functions - Private Parts 00:32
Or other bodily functions
Lesbians equals ratings - Private Parts 00:12
Lesbians equals ratings

Cast

Robin Quivers - Robin Quivers
Alison Stern - Mary McCormack
Fred Norris - Fred Norris
Gary Dell'Abate - Gary Dell'Abate
Jackie Martling - Jackie Martling
Gloria - Carol Alt
Ben Stern - Richard Portnow
Ray Stern - Kelly Bishop
Ross Buckingham - Paul Hecht
Dee Dee - Allison Janney
Roger Erlick - Michael Murphy
Vallesecca - Reni Santoni
Marvin Mamoulian - Lee Wilkof
Brittany Fairchild - Melanie Good
Orgasm Woman - Theresa Lynn
Julie - Amber Smith
The Kielbasa Queen - Althea Cassidy
Seven-year-old Howard (as Bobby Borriello) - Bobby Boriello
12-year-old Howard - Michael Maccarone
16-year-old Howard (as Matthew Friedman) - Matt Friedman
Music Awards Technician - John Michael Bolger
John Stamos - John Stamos
Chris Barron (as Chris Barron) - Christopher Barron
Flavor Flav (as Flava Flav) - Flavor Flav
M.C. Hammer (as Hammer) - M.C. Hammer
Ted Nugent - Ted Nugent
Ozzy Osbourne - Ozzy Osbourne
John Popper - John Popper
Slash - Slash
Renee Suran - Renee Suran
Dee Snider - Dee Snider
Self - Tiny Tim
Howard's Agent - Steven Gilborn
Airline Representative - Curtis McClarin
Symphony Sid - Richard B. Shull
Elliot - Evan Roberts
Coed (as Mandy Steckelberg) - Mandy Fabian
Blind Coed - Ali Marsh
Friend - Scott Cohen
Elyse - Wendy Hoopes
Film Professor - Richard Russell Ramos
Unshaven Deejay - Gordon Joseph Weiss
Patricia Fonfara - Julie Gawkowski
Duke of Rock (as Michael Gwynne) - Michael C. Gwynne
Leather Weather Lady - Irene DeCook
Rubberbound Man - Jordan Derwin
Trembling Patient - Stuart Rudin
Salesman - Richard Ziman
Sales Manager - Adam LeFevre
Camp Director's Wife - Janine Lindemulder
News Guy - Scott Lawrence
Waiter - Kim Chan
Douglas Kiker - Nick Wyman
Couple Looking for Apartment - Stephen Pearlman
Couple Looking for Apartment - Catherine Wolf
Corporate Executive - Tom Tammi
Lawyer - Rick Levi
NBC Tour Guide - Leslie Bibb
Reenie - Joanne Camp
Researcher - Peter Maloney
Kenny's Secretary - Sarah Zinsser
Engineer - Barry Papick
David Letterman - David Letterman
NBC Switchboard Operator (as Christine Toy) - Christine Toy Johnson
NBC Switchboard Operator - Alison Stern
Brian Johnson - AC-DC Singer - Brian Johnson
Angus Young - AC-DC Lead Guitar - Angus Young
Malcolm Young - AC-DC Rhythm Guitar - Malcolm Young
Phil Rudd - AC-DC Drummer - Phil Rudd
Cliff Williams - AC-DC Bassist - Cliff Williams
Stewardess - Susan Pratt
Howard's Daughter - Sasha Martin
Howard's Daughter (as Sarah Jane Hyland) - Sarah Hyland
John Melendez (as 'Stuttering' John Melendez) - John Melendez
Self (as George 'Crackhead Bob' Harvey) - Crackhead Bob
Nicole Bass - Nicole Bass
Bikini Girl in Westchester (as Camille Donatacci) - Camille Grammer
Transvestite - Danna Bradley
Transvestite - Seth Silver
Wife in Car - Carrie Flaska
Husband - Steve Ballot
Betty Jean Rushton - Aimee Luzier
Airplane Pilot (scenes deleted) - Eric Attio
Concert Attendee - Demetria Bailey
Alison's Father - Lawrence Cioppa
NBC Studio Guy - Rico Racine
Lesbian Harem Girl - Mary Lou Allgood
Girl in Lesbian Camp - Alley Baggett
Student - Damian Bailey
Concertgoer - Wilson Cleveland
College Student - Joe Tom Collins
MTV Awards Extra - Joseph Corredor
Rally Supporter - Steve DiGennaro
Autograph Seeker - Mary Dimino
Islamic Bodyguard #2 - Brother Eden Douglas
Film School Student - Patrick Coleman Duncan
Alison's Friend - Edie Falco
Rally / Concert goer - Shawn P. Farrell
Self - Mia Farrow
17-Year-Old Howard - Matt Friedman
Background - Al Giordano
Audience Member - Tommy Groth
Passerby - Larry Guardino
Background - Barry Hirschberg
Escort to John Stamos - MTV Music Awards - Sonia Kazarova
Autograph Seeker - Bradley Kell
Rally Go'er - James Koons
College Student - Stacey Louis
Extra - Frank Lukacs
MTV Award Presenter - Katie MacIntosh
Academy Award Attendee - Bonnie Monaghan
Biker Chick - Jennifer Moody
Student - James Murray
Mary Magdalene - Howard's College Film Project - Joy Newman
Academy Awards Actor - Francesco Paladino
Iggy Pop - Iggy Pop
Concertgoer - Sal Rinella
Disc Jockey at WCCC - Kevin Scullin
Autograph Girl - Kennen Sisco
Biker - David Sontag
Audience Member - Matilda Szydagis
Man in Crowd - Larry Tobias
Audience Member - Emmanuel Todorov
Concert Guard - Christopher Tracy
Autograph Seeker - J.D. Walters
Student - Chris White
Big-Breasted Woman - Wendy Whoppers