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Howard Stern:
Whoooweeee. That's me. This is Lance Lewhatsup at WNBC. WNnnnnnBC, and I am proud to be New York's first ever gay disc jockey. Ever. Fred Norris:
Ever. Howard Stern:
Now I want to introduce to you my soul-mate, my love-mate, who I couldn't be without, Mr. Blaxwell. Fred Norris:
Wilkommen, Bienvenue. Welcome. Robin Quivers:
Well, it's great to meet you both and it is a pleasure to have you here, but I understand there's already been a problem? Howard Stern:
Oh, yes. See, I was up in the Program Director's office and his name is Pig Vomit. Because he looks like a pig and he makes you want to vomit. Pig Vomit. So Pig Vomit says to me, "The name of the station isn't WNBC. It is WNnnnnnnBC. WNnnnnnnnBC." That I wasn't saying the call letters properly. It's a big problem. So, to um, *rectify* this, I brought along a cup of Blaxwell's semen. Robin Quivers:
Semen? Fred Norris:
I squoze it myself. I hope it's not too tangy. Howard Stern:
Now I'm going to gargle it, and say the call letters over and over again until I get it right. Robin Quivers:
Do you really think that'll work? Howard Stern:
Oh, who cares. 'Cause I just love the taste of a man. Ooooh-ga. Fred Norris:
Ooooh-ga
Whoooweeee. That's me. This is Lance Lewhatsup at WNBC. WNnnnnnBC, and I am proud to be New York's first ever gay disc jockey. Ever. Fred Norris:
Ever. Howard Stern:
Now I want to introduce to you my soul-mate, my love-mate, who I couldn't be without, Mr. Blaxwell. Fred Norris:
Wilkommen, Bienvenue. Welcome. Robin Quivers:
Well, it's great to meet you both and it is a pleasure to have you here, but I understand there's already been a problem? Howard Stern:
Oh, yes. See, I was up in the Program Director's office and his name is Pig Vomit. Because he looks like a pig and he makes you want to vomit. Pig Vomit. So Pig Vomit says to me, "The name of the station isn't WNBC. It is WNnnnnnnBC. WNnnnnnnnBC." That I wasn't saying the call letters properly. It's a big problem. So, to um, *rectify* this, I brought along a cup of Blaxwell's semen. Robin Quivers:
Semen? Fred Norris:
I squoze it myself. I hope it's not too tangy. Howard Stern:
Now I'm going to gargle it, and say the call letters over and over again until I get it right. Robin Quivers:
Do you really think that'll work? Howard Stern:
Oh, who cares. 'Cause I just love the taste of a man. Ooooh-ga. Fred Norris:
Ooooh-ga
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Oh look at her I mean this was a miracle
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Here's this beautiful girl
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I mean a gorgeous woman
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willing to spend the rest of her life with me
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I just couldn't have been happier
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I was the happiest program director in the world
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Yeah me Program director
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Overnight I become the big boss
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Howard Stern executive manager
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I had no idea what I was doing
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no clue what to do with this job whatsoever
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but I did it and everyone bought into it
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They thought I knew what I was doing This was great
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Howard
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Oh hey Moti
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Movie Summary
The autobiographical story of Howard Stern, the radio rebel who is now also a TV personality, an author and a movie star.
