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Little Ben Healy:
[about sending Junior back to the orphanage]
But don't you see? We're doing what everybody else has done to him, I mean it's easy to give up on a child. Flo Healy:
Damn straight it is. Little Ben Healy:
But isn't that what's wrong with the world today? People are just looking for the easy way out, like their problems are gonna go away?Problems just don't go, Flo! You know? So the question here is, what are we going to do with our little problem child? I'll tell you what we are going to do. Something that no parent has ever done for him before. We're gonna love him, Flo. Flo Healy:
[looks up at him] Little Ben Healy:
Oh yes, We'll love him when he's bad, we'll love him even more when he gets worse, then one day he's gonna crack and say, "Hey, these people really do love me! They ain't gonna quit on me! I don't have to be bad anymore. What the hey, I can be President of the United States!" Flo Healy:
President of the United States? Are you brain-damaged? Junior is gonna be a convict before he's in third grade!
[about sending Junior back to the orphanage]
But don't you see? We're doing what everybody else has done to him, I mean it's easy to give up on a child. Flo Healy:
Damn straight it is. Little Ben Healy:
But isn't that what's wrong with the world today? People are just looking for the easy way out, like their problems are gonna go away?Problems just don't go, Flo! You know? So the question here is, what are we going to do with our little problem child? I'll tell you what we are going to do. Something that no parent has ever done for him before. We're gonna love him, Flo. Flo Healy:
[looks up at him] Little Ben Healy:
Oh yes, We'll love him when he's bad, we'll love him even more when he gets worse, then one day he's gonna crack and say, "Hey, these people really do love me! They ain't gonna quit on me! I don't have to be bad anymore. What the hey, I can be President of the United States!" Flo Healy:
President of the United States? Are you brain-damaged? Junior is gonna be a convict before he's in third grade!
Full Transcript
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Flo we're doing what everybody else has done to this child
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It's easy to give up on a kid Damn straight it is
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Isn't that what's wrong with the world today Everybody's looking for the easy way out
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They're hoping that their problems will just go away
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But problems don't just go Flo you know
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So the question before us is what are we gonna do with our little problem child
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I'll tell you
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Something that no one's ever done for him before We're gonna love him Flo
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We're gonna love him when he's bad we're gonna love him when he's worse
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until one day he's gonna crack and say
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Hey these folks really do love me
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They ain't gonna quit on me
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I don't have to be bad any more
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What the hay I can be president of the United States
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President Are you brain damaged Junior's gonna be a convict before he's in third grade
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Movie Summary
A young boy is just short of a monster. He is adopted by a loving man and his wacky wife. The laughs keep coming as the boy pushes them to the limits.
