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Big Ben Healy:
I'm selling my store to the Japs. Little Ben Healy:
I, I, I, but... Big Ben Healy:
I, I, I, but what? You thought I was going to leave it to you one day? Little Ben Healy:
Yeah. Big Ben Healy:
Well, I'm not. I'm selling to the Hirohito Corporation. Little Ben Healy:
Well I still get the land, don't I? Big Ben Healy:
No, you're not. I'm selling that too. Everything from here to the river. Little Ben Healy:
What? Dad, I can't believe this. I slaved for you for 10 years without a raise or a promotion. Big Ben Healy:
Is there a lesson to be learned from all this? How about don't trust anyone? Little Ben Healy:
Not even your own father? Big Ben Healy:
Especially your own father! You know what your problem is? You're too nice. I expected a little backstabbing from you. Some ruthless scrambling to get to the top. But you stubbornly refused to follow my example!
I'm selling my store to the Japs. Little Ben Healy:
I, I, I, but... Big Ben Healy:
I, I, I, but what? You thought I was going to leave it to you one day? Little Ben Healy:
Yeah. Big Ben Healy:
Well, I'm not. I'm selling to the Hirohito Corporation. Little Ben Healy:
Well I still get the land, don't I? Big Ben Healy:
No, you're not. I'm selling that too. Everything from here to the river. Little Ben Healy:
What? Dad, I can't believe this. I slaved for you for 10 years without a raise or a promotion. Big Ben Healy:
Is there a lesson to be learned from all this? How about don't trust anyone? Little Ben Healy:
Not even your own father? Big Ben Healy:
Especially your own father! You know what your problem is? You're too nice. I expected a little backstabbing from you. Some ruthless scrambling to get to the top. But you stubbornly refused to follow my example!
Full Transcript
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I'm selling the store to the Japs
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I I
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What Thought I was gonna leave it to you Yes
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Well I'm not I'm selling to the Hirohito Corporation
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I still get the land right Dad
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No you won't No no
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I'm selling that too Everything from here to the river
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What Dad I can't believe this
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I slaved for you for over ten years without even a raise or a promotion
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Is there a lesson to be learned
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A lesson Don't trust anyone
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Not even your own father Especially your own father
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You're too nice
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I expected a little back stabbing from you some ruthless scrambling to get to the top
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but you stubbornly refuse to follow my example
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Movie Summary
A young boy is just short of a monster. He is adopted by a loving man and his wacky wife. The laughs keep coming as the boy pushes them to the limits.