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[Big Ben is about to go on the air for his campaign speech] Little Ben Healy:
OK, I quit as your son! Big Ben Healy:
Good, now get the hell out of here. I've got a goddamn campaign to win. Little Ben Healy:
Oh, your campaign, the one thing you do care about. Hey, Dad, why don't you tell all the voters what you really plan on doing with this town! [turns on the TV camera] Big Ben Healy:
[not realizing that he's on TV]
I don't give a rat's ass for the voters! All I care about is the money, and the power that'll give me the money. That's why I'm a success and you're not! America for the Americans. You believe that nonsense? You're stupider than I thought! I'd sell my soul to the Japanese if they made me an offer. And as for you, don't come suckering around me if you want something! The only thing you'll get from me is this! [pulls down his pants and moons the camera]
OK, I quit as your son! Big Ben Healy:
Good, now get the hell out of here. I've got a goddamn campaign to win. Little Ben Healy:
Oh, your campaign, the one thing you do care about. Hey, Dad, why don't you tell all the voters what you really plan on doing with this town! [turns on the TV camera] Big Ben Healy:
[not realizing that he's on TV]
I don't give a rat's ass for the voters! All I care about is the money, and the power that'll give me the money. That's why I'm a success and you're not! America for the Americans. You believe that nonsense? You're stupider than I thought! I'd sell my soul to the Japanese if they made me an offer. And as for you, don't come suckering around me if you want something! The only thing you'll get from me is this! [pulls down his pants and moons the camera]
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Then I quit as your son
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Just get out of here I got a goddamn campaign to win
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Your campaign the one thing you do care about
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Why don't you tell the voters what you really plan on doing with this town
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I don't give a rat's ass for the voters
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We're ready with that live feed All I care about is power and money
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America for the Americansl You believe that nonsense
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I'd sell my soul to the Japanese if they'd make me an offer
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Don't come sucking round me if you want something
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The only thing you'll get from me is this
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Movie Summary
A young boy is just short of a monster. He is adopted by a loving man and his wacky wife. The laughs keep coming as the boy pushes them to the limits.