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3 high school seniors throw a birthday party to make a name for themselves. As the night progresses, things spiral out of control as word of the party spreads.

Director: Nima Nourizadeh
Writer: Matt Drake, Michael Bacall
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $54,731,865
Released: 02 Mar 2012
Awards: 5 nominations

119 Clips

DadThomasCostaJbMilesJimmy KimmelRobDaxKirbyHigh School StudentT-rickMomTylerAlexis
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I just didn't think you had it in you - Project X 00:37 I just didn't think you had it in you How did this thing get up here Was someone in my parents' room - Project X 00:21 How did this thing get up here Was someone in my... Dude it is That's him Holy shit J B He's so badass - Project X 00:34 Dude it is That's him Holy shit J B He's so badass I'm gonna go home - Project X 00:09 I'm gonna go home I don't know how to fix this - Project X 00:12 I don't know how to fix this Great party buddy - Project X 00:18 Great party buddy I love you guys J B Ha ha - Project X 00:34 I love you guys J B Ha ha DAX Thank you I don't drink alcohol - Project X 00:06 DAX Thank you I don't drink alcohol Guess what Mama Kub and Papa Kub got for - Project X 00:11 Guess what Mama Kub and Papa Kub got for Kirby I'm really sorry about what happened - Project X 00:34 Kirby I'm really sorry about what happened DAX Thanks Thomas - Project X 00:10 DAX Thanks Thomas Look man I don't mean to be a dick here or anything - Project X 00:35 Look man I don't mean to be a dick here or anything J B Alexis won't come She fucks college dudes - Project X 00:06 J B Alexis won't come She fucks college dudes Hey we want some pussy - Project X 00:05 Hey we want some pussy If you fuck this up I will stab you I'm not kidding - Project X 00:06 If you fuck this up I will stab you I'm not kidding Give me back my fucking gnome - Project X 00:05 Give me back my fucking gnome Are you hearing this - Project X 00:14 Are you hearing this I hooked up with Kirby - Project X 00:34 I hooked up with Kirby How cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary - Project X 00:07 How cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary Can you imagine if your mom ever saw that - Project X 00:26 Can you imagine if your mom ever saw that Just make sure you wear something tight - Project X 00:04 Just make sure you wear something tight Oh my God - Project X 00:32 Oh my God I'm just worried About what - Project X 00:32 I'm just worried About what BOY 1 Hey boss - Project X 00:20 BOY 1 Hey boss The guy isn't gonna do shit He punched a 12 year old in the face - Project X 00:05 The guy isn't gonna do shit He punched a 12 year old in... TYLER Can I help you sir - Project X 00:12 TYLER Can I help you sir Mama Kub and Papa Kub Jesus Yeah those are my parents asshole - Project X 00:06 Mama Kub and Papa Kub Jesus Yeah those are my parents... THOMAS Ow Get off me COSTA This is your night - Project X 00:22 THOMAS Ow Get off me COSTA This is your night DAX Alexis are you having a good time - Project X 00:06 DAX Alexis are you having a good time TYLER We're fucked - Project X 00:10 TYLER We're fucked Look T Rick we can fix this Okay man - Project X 00:09 Look T Rick we can fix this Okay man Where did all these people even come from - Project X 00:25 Where did all these people even come from KIRBY So Thomas are you having fun - Project X 00:16 KIRBY So Thomas are you having fun Dude people are spilling shit breaking shit probably stealing shit - Project X 00:05 Dude people are spilling shit breaking shit probably... Alexis was eye fucking you and you got college girls on your dick - Project X 00:07 Alexis was eye fucking you and you got college girls on your... My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked up - Project X 00:20 My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked up I'm letting Costa plan most of it - Project X 00:07 I'm letting Costa plan most of it I'm coming on Santa Claus's face - Project X 00:04 I'm coming on Santa Claus's face Where the fuck is your drink Thomas I'm between beverages - Project X 00:08 Where the fuck is your drink Thomas I'm between... COSTA Yes it is gonna work Next time your pool guy's here he'll be like - Project X 00:17 COSTA Yes it is gonna work Next time your pool guy's... That thing that dick in the sweater vest was telling us about - Project X 00:07 That thing that dick in the sweater vest was telling us... Get off me you little faggot dog - Project X 00:12 Get off me you little faggot dog Great party buddy - Project X 00:10 Great party buddy Oh my God Thomas - Project X 00:15 Oh my God Thomas IN CHINESE ACCENT The kung fu no good here - Project X 00:04 IN CHINESE ACCENT The kung fu no good here Alexis was eye fucking you and you got college girls on your dick - Project X 00:07 Alexis was eye fucking you and you got college girls on your... Behind me is Thomas Kub's house. Today is Thomas Kub's birthday. - Project X 00:09 Behind me is Thomas Kub's house. Today is Thomas Kub�... (BOTH CHUCKLING) - Project X 00:15 (BOTH CHUCKLING) COSTA: All right. - Project X 00:22 COSTA: All right. COSTA: Fuck you. - Dude, Costa. Seriously? - Project X 00:11 COSTA: Fuck you. - Dude, Costa. Seriously? COSTA: Holy shit! THOMAS: What the fuck are you doing? - Project X 00:10 COSTA: Holy shit! THOMAS: What the fuck are you doing? COSTA: Holy shit! - Project X 00:19 COSTA: Holy shit! DAX: Alexis, are you having a good time? - Project X 00:10 DAX: Alexis, are you having a good time? DAX Alexis are you having a good time - Project X 00:06 DAX Alexis are you having a good time (DAX GRUNTS) - Project X 00:23 (DAX GRUNTS) Dude people are spilling shit breaking shit probably stealing shit - Project X 00:05 Dude people are spilling shit breaking shit probably... EVERETT: He's home alone. He's been up all night, so he's probably gonna crash soon. - Project X 00:28 EVERETT: He's home alone. He's been up all night, ... Get off me you little faggot dog - Project X 00:04 Get off me you little faggot dog SINGING Hey we want some pussy - Project X SINGING Hey we want some pussy Great party buddy - Project X 00:10 Great party buddy I'm joined now by Captain Reesman of the Police Department. - Project X 00:11 I'm joined now by Captain Reesman of the Police Departm... Give me back my fucking gnome COSTA Fuck - Project X Give me back my fucking gnome COSTA Fuck I'm coming on Santa Claus's face - Project X 00:04 I'm coming on Santa Claus's face I'm letting Costa plan most of it - Project X 00:07 I'm letting Costa plan most of it KIRBY: Are you having fun? THOMAS: Yeah, I'm having a good time. - Project X 00:30 KIRBY: Are you having fun? THOMAS: Yeah, I'm having a g... KIRBY So Thomas are you having fun - Project X 00:16 KIRBY So Thomas are you having fun Law enforcement currently on scene. - Project X 00:07 Law enforcement currently on scene. Look T Rick we can fix this Okay man - Project X 00:09 Look T Rick we can fix this Okay man My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked up - Project X 00:20 My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked up Oh my God Thomas - Project X 00:13 Oh my God Thomas Oh. - Project X 00:20 Oh. Oh, shit! - Project X 00:29 Oh, shit! (PEOPLE SCREAMING) - Project X 00:25 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) REPORTER 2: It's complete chaos out here. - Project X 00:25 REPORTER 2: It's complete chaos out here. (SHINY TOY GUNS' "LE DISKO (BOYS NOIZE)" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) - Project X 00:05 (SHINY TOY GUNS' "LE DISKO (BOYS NOIZE)" PLAY... So we're cool again? - Project X 00:07 So we're cool again? (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) - Project X 00:05 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) THOMAS: Fuck! Shit! - Project X 00:20 THOMAS: Fuck! Shit! THOMAS: Kirby! - Project X 00:14 THOMAS: Kirby! THOMAS: Yeah! - Project X 00:24 THOMAS: Yeah! To the break of dawn, yo! - Project X 00:10 To the break of dawn, yo! TYLER Can I help you sir - Project X 00:12 TYLER Can I help you sir What about our money? - Project X 00:09 What about our money? Where did all these people even come from - Project X 00:25 Where did all these people even come from - Where did you get this? It's my mom's. - Come on, bro. I'm not gonna break it. - Project X 00:19 - Where did you get this? It's my mom's. - Come on... Where the fuck is your drink Thomas I'm between beverages - Project X 00:08 Where the fuck is your drink Thomas I'm between... You can go too, Dax. - Project X 00:16 You can go too, Dax. You guys should go home too. - Project X 00:11 You guys should go home too. Your turn. - Project X 00:18 Your turn.
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Cast

Thomas - Thomas Mann
Costa - Oliver Cooper
JB - Jonathan Daniel Brown
Dax - Dax Flame
Kirby - Kirby Bliss Blanton
All Cast