"Project X" quotes

Project X poster
3 high school seniors throw a birthday party to make a name for themselves. As the night progresses, things spiral out of control as word of the party spreads.

Director: Nima Nourizadeh
Writer: Matt Drake, Michael Bacall
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $54,731,865
Released: 02 Mar 2012
Awards: 5 nominations

84 Clips

IN CHINESE ACCENT The kung fu no good here - Project X 00:04
IN CHINESE ACCENT The kung fu no good here
Where the fuck is your drink Thomas I'm between beverages - Project X 00:08
Where the fuck is your drink Thomas I'm between beverages
Oh my God Thomas - Project X 00:13
Oh my God Thomas
I'm coming on Santa Claus's face - Project X 00:04
I'm coming on Santa Claus's face
I'm letting Costa plan most of it - Project X 00:07
I'm letting Costa plan most of it
My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked up - Project X 00:20
My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked up
Alexis was eye fucking you and you got college girls on your dick - Project X 00:07
Alexis was eye fucking you and you got college girls on your...
Dude people are spilling shit breaking shit probably stealing shit - Project X 00:05
Dude people are spilling shit breaking shit probably...
KIRBY So Thomas are you having fun - Project X 00:16
KIRBY So Thomas are you having fun
Great party buddy - Project X 00:10
Great party buddy
Where did all these people even come from - Project X 00:25
Where did all these people even come from
Look T Rick we can fix this Okay man - Project X 00:09
Look T Rick we can fix this Okay man
TYLER We're fucked - Project X 00:10
TYLER We're fucked
DAX Alexis are you having a good time - Project X 00:06
DAX Alexis are you having a good time
THOMAS Ow Get off me COSTA This is your night - Project X 00:22
THOMAS Ow Get off me COSTA This is your night
Mama Kub and Papa Kub Jesus Yeah those are my parents asshole - Project X 00:06
Mama Kub and Papa Kub Jesus Yeah those are my parents...
TYLER Can I help you sir - Project X 00:12
TYLER Can I help you sir
The guy isn't gonna do shit He punched a 12 year old in the face - Project X 00:05
The guy isn't gonna do shit He punched a 12 year old in the...
BOY 1 Hey boss - Project X 00:20
BOY 1 Hey boss
I'm just worried About what - Project X 00:32
I'm just worried About what
Oh my God - Project X 00:32
Oh my God
Get off me you little faggot dog - Project X 00:04
Get off me you little faggot dog
Just make sure you wear something tight - Project X 00:04
Just make sure you wear something tight
Can you imagine if your mom ever saw that - Project X 00:26
Can you imagine if your mom ever saw that
How cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary - Project X 00:07
How cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary
I hooked up with Kirby - Project X 00:34
I hooked up with Kirby
Are you hearing this - Project X 00:14
Are you hearing this
Give me back my fucking gnome - Project X 00:05
Give me back my fucking gnome
If you fuck this up I will stab you I'm not kidding - Project X 00:06
If you fuck this up I will stab you I'm not kidding
Hey we want some pussy - Project X 00:05
Hey we want some pussy
J B Alexis won't come She fucks college dudes - Project X 00:06
J B Alexis won't come She fucks college dudes
Look man I don't mean to be a dick here or anything - Project X 00:35
Look man I don't mean to be a dick here or anything
DAX Thanks Thomas - Project X 00:10
DAX Thanks Thomas
Kirby I'm really sorry about what happened - Project X 00:34
Kirby I'm really sorry about what happened
That thing that dick in the sweater vest was telling us about - Project X 00:05
That thing that dick in the sweater vest was telling us...
Guess what Mama Kub and Papa Kub got for - Project X 00:11
Guess what Mama Kub and Papa Kub got for
DAX Thank you I don't drink alcohol - Project X 00:06
DAX Thank you I don't drink alcohol
COSTA Yes it is gonna work Next time your pool guy's here he'll be like - Project X 00:09
COSTA Yes it is gonna work Next time your pool guy's here...
I love you guys J B Ha ha - Project X 00:34
I love you guys J B Ha ha
Great party buddy - Project X 00:18
Great party buddy
I don't know how to fix this - Project X 00:12
I don't know how to fix this
I'm gonna go home - Project X 00:09
I'm gonna go home
Dude it is That's him Holy shit J B He's so badass - Project X 00:34
Dude it is That's him Holy shit J B He's so badass
How did this thing get up here Was someone in my parents' room - Project X 00:21
How did this thing get up here Was someone in my parents'...
I just didn't think you had it in you - Project X 00:37
I just didn't think you had it in you
It's Miles Teller - Project X 02:31
It's Miles Teller
I'm letting Costa plan most of it - Project X 00:22
I'm letting Costa plan most of it
I'm just worried - Project X 01:21
I'm just worried
I'm here to see Thomas - Project X 00:30
I'm here to see Thomas
I'm coming on Santa Claus's face - Project X 00:14
I'm coming on Santa Claus's face
I love you guys - Project X 01:22
I love you guys
I just didn't think you had it in you - Project X 00:48
I just didn't think you had it in you
I hooked up with Kirby - Project X 01:06
I hooked up with Kirby
I don't know how to fix this - Project X 00:31
I don't know how to fix this
Your host for the evening - Project X 00:39
Your host for the evening
You piece of shit - Project X 00:51
You piece of shit
I had a really fun time - Project X 00:15
I had a really fun time
How did this thing get up here - Project X 01:04
How did this thing get up here
How cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary - Project X 00:24
How cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary
Hey what's going on - Project X 00:20
Hey what's going on
Guess what mama Kub and papa Kub gave - Project X 00:18
Guess what mama Kub and papa Kub gave
Give me back my fucking gnome - Project X 00:13
Give me back my fucking gnome
Dude what the fuck are you doing - Project X 00:51
Dude what the fuck are you doing
Can you imagine if your mom ever saw that - Project X 00:32
Can you imagine if your mom ever saw that
But I don't drink alcohol - Project X 00:12
But I don't drink alcohol
Are you serious - Project X 00:59
Are you serious
Are you hearing this - Project X 00:21
Are you hearing this
Are you having fun - Project X 00:35
Are you having fun
And then start calling some lawyers - Project X 00:20
And then start calling some lawyers
And you got college girls on your dick - Project X 00:27
And you got college girls on your dick
Alexis won't come - Project X 00:15
Alexis won't come
You having a good time - Project X 00:12
You having a good time
You fuck this up - Project X 00:17
You fuck this up
Where the fuck is your drink Thomas - Project X 00:26
Where the fuck is your drink Thomas
We want some pussy - Project X 00:11
We want some pussy
We can fix this - Project X 00:10
We can fix this
The guy isn't going to do shit - Project X 00:21
The guy isn't going to do shit
Shut the fuck up - Project X 00:49
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up JB - Project X 01:28
Shut the fuck up JB
People are stealing shit - Project X 00:20
People are stealing shit
Mama Kub and Papa Kub - Project X 00:16
Mama Kub and Papa Kub
Make sure you wear something tight - Project X 00:14
Make sure you wear something tight
Look man I don't want to be a dick here or anything - Project X 03:44
Look man I don't want to be a dick here or anything
Kirby I'm really sorry about what happened - Project X 01:42
Kirby I'm really sorry about what happened

Cast

Thomas - Thomas Mann
Dax - Dax Flame
Everett - Brady Hender
Tyler - Nick Nervies
Alexis - Alexis Knapp
Miles - Miles Teller
Rob - Rob Evors
T-Rick - Rick Shapiro
Angry Little Person - Martin Klebba
Older Guy - Pete Gardner
JB's Girl - Nichole Sakura
Freshman Party Crasher - Sam Lant
Freshman Party Crasher - Henry Michaelson
Brendan - Brendan Miller
Locker Room Guy - Brent Tarnol
Locker Room Guy - Kyle Kwasnick
High School Student - David Sanchez
High School Student - Ayydé Vargas
High School Student (as Chelsea Carbaugh-Rutland) - Chelsea Carbaugh
High School Student - Zach Lasry
High School Student - Michael C. Stretton
High School Student - Andrew Harbour
High School Student - Allan Chanes
High School Student - Holden Morse
Party Goer (as Raz Mataz) - Raz Jelvani
Party Goer - Briana Mari Wilde
Party Goer - Jarod Einsohn
Party Goer - Chet Hanks
Party Goer - Julian Evens
Police Officer - Chic Daniels
Police Officer - Kevin Dunigan
Mrs. Stillson - Colleen Flynn
Hispanic Neighbor - Sophia Santi
Older Guy's Wife - Jodi Harris
Channel 6 Reporter - Frank Buckley
Channel 8 Reporter - Serene Branson
Police Captain - Robb Reesman
Kevin - Kevin Ryder
Big Boy - Big Boy
Jimmy Kimmel - Jimmy Kimmel
Jillian Barberie - Jillian Barberie
Ecstasy Girl - Ciara Hanna
Gym Class Girl / Popsicle Girl - Sunshine Manderbach Johnson
Party Goer - Rory Kelly
Hippy Guy with Guitar - Max Kronick
Party Goer - Catherine Lidstone
Party Goer - Patrick Phan
Party Jock - Shawn Turner
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