Room? Uh, I'd love one. I don't think I can afford it, though. You know, you ought to keep...

Norman Bates: Room? Duane Duke: Uh, I'd love one. I don't think I can afford it, though. You know, you ought to keep that register closed. Somebody will steal you blind. Norman Bates: Wouldn't get very far on what's in there, I'm afraid. Duane Duke: Business slow? Norman Bates: Well, you're my first customer of the day. Or did you just stop in for directions to the Interstate? Well, it's the next... Duane Duke: No, actually, I was interested in that "Help Wanted" sign in the window. But if business is bad, I Norman Bates: Oh - Oh - Oh - Oh - it's not bad. This is just a - just a slump. [Duke looks at room keys] Norman Bates: Oh, yeah, yeah, well, 12 cabins, 12 vacancies. Well, we've been closed for a while. Renovations. But there's more life along this road than there used to be. And good prices. Good service. Things will pick up. I've got a rebuilt ice machine and four cabins booked for later in the week. Fairvale High's homecoming. Big game against Central. [pauses] Norman Bates: I seem to be rattling on. Yes, there is a job. Are you interested? Duane Duke: In money? The only honest way I know to get it is earn it or inherit it. [laughs] Duane Duke: And I don't have any rich relatives about to die. Got an application form? Norman Bates: Oh, that won't be necessary. My name's Norman. Norman Bates. [offers his hand, covered in blood] Duane Duke: Whoa. What you been painting? Norman Bates: Oh, I'm sorry. I - Step into the back, the parlor, while I clean up. Duane Duke: Said the spider to the fly. Norman Bates: Hmm? [sees the stuffed birds] Norman Bates: Local branch of the Audobon Society? Norman Bates: My hobby. Stuffing things.