Want some bacon? No man, I don't eat pork. Are you Jewish? Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just...
Something wrong with the clip?
Quote
Vincent:
Want some bacon?
Jules:
No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent:
Are you Jewish?
Jules:
Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent:
Why not?
Jules:
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent:
Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules:
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent:
How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules:
I don't eat dog either.
Vincent:
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules:
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent:
Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules:
Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
Transcript
00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:05.597
- [ Chuckles ]
- Want some bacon?
00:00:05.669 --> 00:00:07.605
No, man, I don't eat pork.
00:00:07.604 --> 00:00:11.177
- Are you Jewish?
- I ain't Jewish; I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
00:00:11.174 --> 00:00:14.112
- Why not?
- Pigs are filthy animals.
00:00:14.177 --> 00:00:16.113
I don't eat filthy animals.
00:00:16.179 --> 00:00:19.619
Yeah, but bacon tastes good.
Pork chops taste good.
00:00:19.683 --> 00:00:22.621
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
but I'd never know...
00:00:22.686 --> 00:00:25.624
'cause I wouldn't eat
the filthy motherfuckers.
00:00:25.689 --> 00:00:28.627
Pigs sleep and root in shit.
That's a filthy animal.
00:00:28.692 --> 00:00:32.632
I ain't eatin' nothin' ain't got
sense enough to disregard its own feces.
00:00:32.696 --> 00:00:37.999
- What about a dog?
Dog eats its own feces. - I don't eat dog either.
00:00:37.101 --> 00:00:40.438
Yeah, but do you consider
a dog to be a filthy animal?
00:00:40.504 --> 00:00:43.442
I wouldn't go so far
as to call a dog filthy,
00:00:43.507 --> 00:00:45.443
but they're definitely dirty.
00:00:45.442 --> 00:00:49.716
- But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
- Ah, so, by that rationale,
00:00:49.713 --> 00:00:53.277
if a pig had a better personality,
he would cease to be a filthy animal.
00:00:53.349 --> 00:00:57.289
- Is that true?
- We'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig.
00:00:57.353 --> 00:01:01.384
I mean, he'd have to be ten times more
charming than that Arnold on Green Acres.
00:01:01.458 --> 00:01:04.521
[ Both Laughing ]
00:01:06.997 --> 00:01:09.126
Oh, man, that's good.
00:01:09.199 --> 00:01:12.798
That's good, man.
You're startin' to lighten up.
00:01:12.087 --> 00:01:15.999
You've been sittin' there,
all serious and shit.
00:01:15.863 --> 00:01:18.444
- I just been sittin' here, thinkin'.
- About what?
00:01:18.443 --> 00:01:21.038
- About the miracle we witnessed.
- Miracle you witnessed.
00:01:21.446 --> 00:01:24.714
- I witnessed a freak occurrence.
- What is a miracle, Vincent?
00:01:26.617 --> 00:01:29.999
- Act of God.
- And what's an act of God?
00:01:33.001 --> 00:01:37.128
When, um, God makes
the impossible possible.
00:01:38.001 --> 00:01:40.999
But this morning...
00:01:40.164 --> 00:01:42.001
- I don't think qualifies.
- Hey, Vincent.
00:01:42.967 --> 00:01:46.001
See, that shit don't matter.
You're judging this shit the wrong way.
00:01:46.999 --> 00:01:51.679
It could be God stopped the bullets,
changed Coke to Pepsi, found my car keys.
00:01:51.742 --> 00:01:54.999
You don't judge shit like this
based on merit.
00:01:54.812 --> 00:01:57.248
Now, whether or not
what we experienced...
00:01:57.999 --> 00:02:00.999
was an according-to-Hoyle miracle
is insignificant.
00:02:00.001 --> 00:02:04.321
But what is significant is,
I felt the touch of God.
00:02:04.001 --> 00:02:06.324
God got involved.
00:02:06.039 --> 00:02:08.001
But why?
00:02:08.001 --> 00:02:11.221
Well, that's what's fuckin' with me:
I don't know why.
00:02:11.999 --> 00:02:14.267
- But I can't go back to sleep.
- You're serious.
00:02:14.999 --> 00:02:16.334
You're really thinkin'
about quittin'.
00:02:16.333 --> 00:02:18.999
- For life? Most definitely.
- Yeah.
00:02:19.988 --> 00:02:22.044
Fuck.
What you gonna do then?
00:02:23.999 --> 00:02:27.001
Well, that's what I been
sitting here contemplating.
00:02:28.987 --> 00:02:31.001
First I'm gonna deliver
this case to Marsellus.
00:02:31.001 --> 00:02:34.999
Then, basically, I'm just
gonna walk the Earth.
00:02:34.999 --> 00:02:38.001
- What you mean, "walk the Earth"?
- Like Caine in Kung Fu.
00:02:38.001 --> 00:02:41.999
Walk from place to place,
meet people, get in adventures.
00:02:41.999 --> 00:02:43.001
And how long do you intend
to walk the Earth?
00:02:43.762 --> 00:02:47.993
- 'Til God puts me where He wants me to be.
- What if He don't do that?
00:02:47.131 --> 00:02:52.008
- If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever.
- So you decided to be a bum.
00:02:52.136 --> 00:02:55.803
I'll just be Jules, Vincent.
No more, no less.
00:02:55.874 --> 00:02:57.999
No, Jules,
you decided to be a bum,
00:02:57.999 --> 00:03:01.001
just like all those pieces of shit
out there who beg for change,
00:03:01.999 --> 00:03:04.001
who sleep in garbage bins,
eat what I throw away.
Clip duration: 185 seconds
Views: 975
Timestamp in movie: 02h 13m 42s
Uploaded: 02 September, 2021
Genres: crime, drama
Summary: The lives of two mob hitmen, a boxer, a gangster and his wife, and a pair of diner bandits intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption.
Comments
02:10 A please would be nice
03:50 I shot Marvin in the face
00:36 Respect for one's elders gives character
01:42 You have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion
00:38 I think we should be going now
00:39 I'm proud of you
01:00 Don't tell nobody about this
00:47 To your bare ass
00:52 Do you wanna play blindman
01:49 They're not expecting to get robbed
01:01 Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in...
00:25 I'll be back before you can say Blueberry pie
01:15 Both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken
00:31 You guys look like
02:01 Can I help you with somethin'
00:29 Get into adventures
01:36 Go to the fridge and get the thing with the O
01:37 You must be Jules
00:38 You believe so
00:30 Get her the shot