If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier...
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[Barry looks around...]
Barry:
Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion: If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles. So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79, but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding... for 25¢ a cup... comes in packages of four. But insanely... the barcodes... are on the individual cups! So, quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 worth. That's worth 500... with the coupon it's 1,000 miles. It's a marketing mistake but I'm taking advantage of it. If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles. You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life.
Lena:
You... you bought all that pudding so that you could get frequent flier miles?
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Healthy Choice and American Airlines
got together for this promotion.
If you buy any ten
of Healthy Choice products,
they will award you
500 frequent flyer miles.
With this special coupon,
they'll up it to a thousand miles.
So I think they're trying to
push their teriyaki chicken, which is $1.79.
But I went to the supermarket
and I looked around,
and I saw that they had pudding
for 25 cents a cup.
Comes in packages of four.
But, insanely,
the bar codes are on the individual cups.
So, a quarter a cup...
Say you bought $2.50 worth.
That's worth 500 miles.
With the coupon, it's a thousand miles.
It's a marketing mistake,
but I'm taking advantage of it.
If you were to spend $3,000,
that would get you
a million frequent flyer miles.
You would never have to pay for a ticket
the rest of your life.
So you — you bought all that pudding
so that you could get frequent flyer miles?
Yeah, yeah. Yes.
That's insane.
I'm guessing it was a mistake.
But I'm taking advantage of it
while it's offered.
Ah.
Who knows how long it'll last
if too many people start doing it.
Mm-hmm.
Your sister was telling me
a very funny story about you...
When you guys...
When you were kids.
You were building a ramp for the dog
and you threw a hammer through a window.
You threw a hammer
straight through a sliding glass door.
Is that right?
Threw a hammer.
I don't remember doing that.
My sister's a liar.
I have to go to the bathroom.
Okay. Sorry.
And the waiter come by yet?
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Can I talk to you, sir?
- Why?
- I just need you for a second, please.
- Okay.
- Sir, the bathroom was just torn apart.
- Yeah.
- Did you do it?
- No.
- You didn't just smash up the bathroom?
- No.
Clip duration: 154 seconds
Views: 469
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: Socially frustrated Barry Egan calls a phone-sex line to curb his loneliness. Little does he know it will land him in deep trouble and will jeopardize his burgeoning romance with the mysterious Lena.
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