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Eugene Proctor:
I am trained in martial arts. Judo, aikido, karate. The first thing they teach you is self-control. If someone calls you a jerk, you don't hit them. You just walk away. Large Man:
Jerk. Eugene Proctor:
...Ah! See? Complete control. Large Man:
Moron! [Eugene walks into a door]
I am trained in martial arts. Judo, aikido, karate. The first thing they teach you is self-control. If someone calls you a jerk, you don't hit them. You just walk away. Large Man:
Jerk. Eugene Proctor:
...Ah! See? Complete control. Large Man:
Moron! [Eugene walks into a door]
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I am trained in martial arts
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judo aikido karate
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The first thing they teach is complete control
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If someone calls you a jerk you don't hit him
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You just look at him and you walk away
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Jerk
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Complete control
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Movie Summary
An accountant with super bad luck is sent in search of a missing boss's daughter, also an incredibly unlucky person.


