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Qarib Qarib Singlle

Yogi and Jaya, who have polar opposite personalities and sensibilities, meet via a online dating app. This encounter turns into so much more when the two travel to Rishikesh.

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Tanuja Chandra

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comedy, romance

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Awards

1 win & 1 nomination

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Guys, come on.
Get tea ready, hurry. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Guys, come on. Get tea ready, hurry.

Radha, we'll leave.
We have some stuff to do. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Radha, we'll leave. We have some stuff to do.

If you leave without meeting Shekhawat,
I'm dead meat. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

If you leave without meeting Shekhawat, I'm dead meat.

-Great.
-But I feel like kissing you. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

-Great. -But I feel like kissing you.

-The sign of a healthy man is curves.
-Yes? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

-The sign of a healthy man is curves. -Yes?

There should be curves
either here... or here. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

There should be curves either here... or here.

A hot oil massage at home
and you'll feel great. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

A hot oil massage at home and you'll feel great.

They're beautiful - Qarib Qarib Singlle

They're beautiful

We're so close - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Like our dreams
We see them - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Like our dreams We see them

But she shouldn't have called you
her brother. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

But she shouldn't have called you her brother.

I'm glad she didn't
bawl her heart out either. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

I'm glad she didn't bawl her heart out either.

Right. Maybe she's crying now? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Right. Maybe she's crying now?

"We are different, like day and night - Qarib Qarib Singlle

"We are different, like day and night

The scent of paper...
if you can't touch it... - Qarib Qarib Singlle

The scent of paper... if you can't touch it...

Millions can access your poetry
on the net. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Millions can access your poetry on the net.

They're beautiful - Qarib Qarib Singlle

They're beautiful

This river - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Stay seated until further instructions - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Stay seated until further instructions

"Really? What surprise?" - Qarib Qarib Singlle

"Really? What surprise?"

Time to sleep - Qarib Qarib Singlle

The train's making you so happy,
shall we buy it? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

The train's making you so happy, shall we buy it?

-I'll get you something awesome.
-Okay. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

-I'll get you something awesome. -Okay.

Have some delicious fritters. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Have some delicious fritters.

Is the password
the same or changed? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Is the password the same or changed?

-Buddy, it's your turn.
-Here you go. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

-Buddy, it's your turn. -Here you go.

How I wish I could kill you! - Qarib Qarib Singlle

How I wish I could kill you!

And I'll take yours - Qarib Qarib Singlle

And I'll take yours

And I'll take yours.
Gently, I'll squeeze your neck - Qarib Qarib Singlle

And I'll take yours. Gently, I'll squeeze your nec...

-Like an airplane.
-I'll fly like a rocket, sire. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

-Like an airplane. -I'll fly like a rocket, sire.

We have a saying,
"Hands off the wheel, - Qarib Qarib Singlle

We have a saying, "Hands off the wheel,

Don't you get it? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Don't you get it?

Are you stupid? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Are you stupid?

I ask for a squirrel
You come with a buffalo - Qarib Qarib Singlle

I ask for a squirrel You come with a buffalo

Just one way out of this - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Just one way out of this

Neither are you king nor am I queen - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Neither are you king nor am I queen

Neither are you king nor am I queen - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Neither are you king nor am I queen

Should I shed tears? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Should I shed tears?

How do I get you to understand? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

How do I get you to understand?

You're an illiterate fool - Qarib Qarib Singlle

You're an illiterate fool

Oh looney lady
Spare me this nightmare! - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Oh looney lady Spare me this nightmare!

And I'll take yours - Qarib Qarib Singlle

And I'll take yours

Let's just say goodbye! - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Let's just say goodbye!

Neither are you king nor am I queen - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Neither are you king nor am I queen

Take my life, will you? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Take my life, will you?

Should I find you a dashing prince
on the same site? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Should I find you a dashing prince on the same site?

But I've heard there are rules
to online dating. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

But I've heard there are rules to online dating.

Well, if you're getting to know someone, - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Well, if you're getting to know someone,

But didn't you just mention
dating other people? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

But didn't you just mention dating other people?

I speak my mind.
I do what my heart desires. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

I speak my mind. I do what my heart desires.

The wounds remained a lifetime, - Qarib Qarib Singlle

The wounds remained a lifetime,

Why did my fingers freeze
as they wrote your name. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Why did my fingers freeze as they wrote your name.

As the performance was over, - Qarib Qarib Singlle

As the performance was over,

"Why do you write such sad poetry?" - Qarib Qarib Singlle

"Why do you write such sad poetry?"

"Because I hadn't found you yet." - Qarib Qarib Singlle

"Because I hadn't found you yet."

-That kind of love is once in a lifetime.
-Well... - Qarib Qarib Singlle

-That kind of love is once in a lifetime. -Well...

I got lucky twice over.
And then, a third time. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

I got lucky twice over. And then, a third time.

-Those who've had an arranged marriage...
-Stop the car. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

-Those who've had an arranged marriage... -Stop the car...

That's 87 rupees and 95 paisa, sir. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

That's 87 rupees and 95 paisa, sir.

What pills are these! - Qarib Qarib Singlle

What pills are these!

Why did you stop after the third one? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Why did you stop after the third one?

Didn't you go to Old Delhi
to fry fritters? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Didn't you go to Old Delhi to fry fritters?

They're being fried. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

They're being fried.

They'll be ready soon. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

They'll be ready soon.

We're having a fight. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

We're having a fight.

-Which couple doesn't, Mr. Shashidharan?
-Yes. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

-Which couple doesn't, Mr. Shashidharan? -Yes.

Wasn't she got kicked by a buffalo? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Wasn't she got kicked by a buffalo?

Mom, I tell you. A nut case! - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Mom, I tell you. A nut case!

This blade still cuts apart
the beats of his heart. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

This blade still cuts apart the beats of his heart.

She's a bit woozy.
Too many sleeping pills. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

She's a bit woozy. Too many sleeping pills.

They'll do some stargazing all night. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

They'll do some stargazing all night.

But his poetry
will always stay with you." - Qarib Qarib Singlle

But his poetry will always stay with you."

-Oh God.
-You are dead! - Qarib Qarib Singlle

-Oh God. -You are dead!

Well... the thing is... - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Well... the thing is...

Are you saying
that in my drunken state, - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Are you saying that in my drunken state,

You don't know what you're capable of. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

You don't know what you're capable of.

You had passed out
under the moon and stars, - Qarib Qarib Singlle

You had passed out under the moon and stars,

Give it a rest, Anjali.
Let me sleep a bit. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Give it a rest, Anjali. Let me sleep a bit.

Your scent took me back in time. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Your scent took me back in time.

I pulled out that maroon kurta
from the closet. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

I pulled out that maroon kurta from the closet.

I used to be Aunt Nirmala's daughter
once upon a time. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

I used to be Aunt Nirmala's daughter once upon a time.

The way the light's falling
on your face... - Qarib Qarib Singlle

The way the light's falling on your face...

It's as if an artist...
has painted it. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

It's as if an artist... has painted it.

Like your third ex...
my ex-boyfriend lives in Gangtok, too. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Like your third ex... my ex-boyfriend lives in Gangtok, too.

-Sire, something I wanted to tell you.
-Yes? - Qarib Qarib Singlle

-Sire, something I wanted to tell you. -Yes?

But to turnaround and
go back a 100 kilometers - Qarib Qarib Singlle

But to turnaround and go back a 100 kilometers

We have a hen party. Next weekend. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

We have a hen party. Next weekend.

Mrs. Saluja, I haven't
come here for a conference. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Mrs. Saluja, I haven't come here for a conference.

Your fritters, your chatori cookies, - Qarib Qarib Singlle

Your fritters, your chatori cookies,

I don't want to give some business
to a coffee shop with you. - Qarib Qarib Singlle

I don't want to give some business to a coffee shop wit...

Qarib Qarib Singlle poster

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Yogi and Jaya, who have polar opposite personalities and sensibilities, meet via a online dating app. This encounter turns into so much more when the two travel to Rishikesh.

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Director: Tanuja Chandra

Writer: Kamna Chandra, Tanuja Chandra, Gazal Dhaliwal

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, romance

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 10 Nov 2017

Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

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