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I, myself, used to be a tired, constipated cripple
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I, myself, used to be a tired,constipated cripple, but just look at me now!

Quacks • S01E03 • 2017
I, myself, used to be a tired,
constipated cripple, but just look at me now!

Full Transcript

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I, myself, used to be a tired, constipated cripple,
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but just look at me now!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:46
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Alchemy Films

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Movie Summary

In Victorian London four pioneers, friends, and rivals fighting to make a mark on the world and save lives.
S01 • E03 Ladies and gentlemen, after taking this for just one week, - Quacks 00:08
Ladies and gentlemen, after taking this for just one week,
S01 • E02 Do you know what, I promise you, - Quacks 00:08
Do you know what, I promise you,
S01 • E05 My mother is trying to make me marry Miss Mina Hickley. - Quacks 00:05
My mother is trying to make me marry Miss Mina Hickley.
S01 • E04 Just let me make it up to you by crushing your bladder stone. - Quacks 00:06
Just let me make it up to you by crushing your bladder stone...
S01 • E02 HE SHRIEKS - Quacks 00:08
HE SHRIEKS
S01 • E05 Miss Hickley? Do you want to marry her? - Quacks 00:06
Miss Hickley? Do you want to marry her?
S01 • E06 His hernia has a pulse, which means it isn't a hernia, it's an aneurysm. - Quacks 00:06
His hernia has a pulse, which means it isn't a hernia, ...
S01 • E06 Which means that when Dupont cuts into it, - Quacks 00:06
Which means that when Dupont cuts into it,
S01 • E02 Oh, look at this, he's stolen your idea. - Quacks 00:06
Oh, look at this, he's stolen your idea.
S01 • E03 Free pints for you. You're a gentleman. - Quacks 00:05
Free pints for you. You're a gentleman.
S01 • E04 Rather than use drugs, I would like to try mesmerism. - Quacks 00:05
Rather than use drugs, I would like to try mesmerism.
S01 • E06 Patrick, are you certain it's a hernia? - Quacks 00:05
Patrick, are you certain it's a hernia?
S01 • E04 I was very interested in what happened to Caroline - Quacks 00:06
I was very interested in what happened to Caroline
S01 • E02 Oh, Lady Neilson-Toy, what a delightful honour. I see you're up. - Quacks 00:07
Oh, Lady Neilson-Toy, what a delightful honour. I see you�...
S01 • E04 I'm open to anything that can bring about a change in consciousness. - Quacks 00:06
I'm open to anything that can bring about a change in c...
S01 • E02 But I wish to complain in a most vigorous - Quacks 00:07
But I wish to complain in a most vigorous
S01 • E01 I am feeling for the correct place of entry below the Adam's apple. - Quacks 00:05
I am feeling for the correct place of entry below the Adam&#...
S01 • E06 You have about 30 seconds before he loses five pints of blood and dies. - Quacks 00:05
You have about 30 seconds before he loses five pints of bloo...
S01 • E05 We must control our passions or we will all be ruined. - Quacks 00:07
We must control our passions or we will all be ruined.
S01 • E02 My precious tiger brooch has been taken from my bedside. - Quacks 00:06
My precious tiger brooch has been taken from my bedside.