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If he dies, he'll stop payingfor the nurses at this hospital

Quacks • S01E05 • 2017
If he dies, he'll stop paying
for the nurses at this hospital

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If he dies, he'll stop paying for the nurses at this hospital.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:54
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Alchemy Films

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Movie Summary

In Victorian London four pioneers, friends, and rivals fighting to make a mark on the world and save lives.
S01 • E03 Why, if we opened our doors to the fairer sex, - Quacks 00:10
Why, if we opened our doors to the fairer sex,
S01 • E02 I've prayed about making improvements to this hospital - Quacks 00:07
I've prayed about making improvements to this hospital
S01 • E04 And you can have the operation under chloroform, - Quacks 00:05
And you can have the operation under chloroform,
S01 • E02 Sorry...you keep count of how many of your prayers come true? - Quacks 00:06
Sorry...you keep count of how many of your prayers come true...
S01 • E02 Mm-hmm. Well, I keep a list of Jews I meet. - Quacks 00:05
Mm-hmm. Well, I keep a list of Jews I meet.
S01 • E05 How long have you been treating Brewer with your moral therapies? - Quacks 00:06
How long have you been treating Brewer with your moral thera...
S01 • E04 A pleasant apple-blossom smell, with less of a hangover, - Quacks 00:07
A pleasant apple-blossom smell, with less of a hangover,
S01 • E03 Ah, Mr Burton. Will you be writing up today's operation - Quacks 00:07
Ah, Mr Burton. Will you be writing up today's operation
S01 • E02 Patients won't know what an experienced surgeon I am - Quacks 00:08
Patients won't know what an experienced surgeon I am
S01 • E06 No. And that, gentlemen, is due to ether. - Quacks 00:06
No. And that, gentlemen, is due to ether.
S01 • E04 Didn't that Scottish dentist kill several people this week - Quacks 00:06
Didn't that Scottish dentist kill several people this w...
S01 • E05 Six months. And in that time have you noticed any discernible - Quacks 00:08
Six months. And in that time have you noticed any discernibl...
S01 • E03 Another successful amputation by you is hardly news, Mr Lessing. - Quacks 00:05
Another successful amputation by you is hardly news, Mr Less...
S01 • E06 It requires careful administration, - Quacks 00:11
It requires careful administration,
S01 • E02 Father wondered if you'd like to visit us over the summer - Quacks 00:07
Father wondered if you'd like to visit us over the summ...
S01 • E05 Hidden in the tone of my question is a clue as to my view on the subject. - Quacks 00:06
Hidden in the tone of my question is a clue as to my view on...
S01 • E01 What happens if you try to stop him cleaning himself like this? - Quacks 00:05
What happens if you try to stop him cleaning himself like th...
S01 • E03 Last week, he grafted the skin of a pig onto a child's face. - Quacks 00:06
Last week, he grafted the skin of a pig onto a child's ...
S01 • E06 If any of you wish to buy a version of my inhaler from me, - Quacks 00:09
If any of you wish to buy a version of my inhaler from me,
S01 • E04 The Lancet last week warned that chloroform should be used - Quacks 00:07
The Lancet last week warned that chloroform should be used