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Well, then maybe this moronic patient you're talking about
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Well, then maybe this moronicpatient you're talking about should go and be treated by...

Quacks • S01E06 • 2017
Well, then maybe this moronic
patient you're talking about should go and be treated by the
massively overrated Frenchman, if that's her inclination

Full Transcript

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Well, then maybe this moronic patient you're talking about
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should go and be treated by the massively overrated Frenchman,
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if that's her inclination.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:47
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Alchemy Films

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Movie Summary

In Victorian London four pioneers, friends, and rivals fighting to make a mark on the world and save lives.
S01 • E03 But I shall kill myself before I give THEM the satisfaction. - Quacks 00:05
But I shall kill myself before I give THEM the satisfaction.
S01 • E04 Ah, now these are drawings I've done for some of my students. - Quacks 00:06
Ah, now these are drawings I've done for some of my stu...
S01 • E02 You can see after only three days the skin is already - Quacks 00:07
You can see after only three days the skin is already
S01 • E05 Does this hurt? HE MOANS - Quacks 00:07
Does this hurt? HE MOANS
S01 • E04 Oh, there's one on the removal of the foreskin in cases of phimosis. - Quacks 00:06
Oh, there's one on the removal of the foreskin in cases...
S01 • E02 Well done, Mr Harris. I think you'll find you'll be back selling fish - Quacks 00:07
Well done, Mr Harris. I think you'll find you'll b...
S01 • E05 It is simply wind! I will not be touched by surgeons! - Quacks 00:05
It is simply wind! I will not be touched by surgeons!
S01 • E01 Some say the more bloody the coat, the greater the surgeon. - Quacks 00:06
Some say the more bloody the coat, the greater the surgeon.
S01 • E05 Five of my family have died under the knife! - Quacks 00:05
Five of my family have died under the knife!
S01 • E01 I will first slice through the flesh before sawing. - Quacks 00:06
I will first slice through the flesh before sawing.
S01 • E02 Sad to say that if you want to be one of the nurses - Quacks 00:07
Sad to say that if you want to be one of the nurses
S01 • E05 You know as well as I that most patients who have an appendicectomy - Quacks 00:06
You know as well as I that most patients who have an appendi...
S01 • E04 We go up your urethra with one of these. - Quacks 00:06
We go up your urethra with one of these.
S01 • E02 I watched this amputation on Monday and I think you made a severe - Quacks 00:08
I watched this amputation on Monday and I think you made a s...
S01 • E03 Can I help you? Is this the lecture on uterine disease? - Quacks 00:06
Can I help you? Is this the lecture on uterine disease?
S01 • E04 And then I insert this, and spin the device until the stones crush, - Quacks 00:10
And then I insert this, and spin the device until the stones...
S01 • E05 The surgery is in its infancy and it's dangerous. For most surgeons. - Quacks 00:06
The surgery is in its infancy and it's dangerous. For m...
S01 • E02 I beg your pardon. And you should be cleaning your instruments after use. - Quacks 00:06
I beg your pardon. And you should be cleaning your instrumen...
S01 • E05 But everybody who leaves an inflamed appendix dies - Quacks 00:07
But everybody who leaves an inflamed appendix dies
S01 • E04 Or, rather more excitingly, option two, - Quacks 00:09
Or, rather more excitingly, option two,