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Quasi

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.

Director

Kevin Heffernan

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Production

Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Narrator

Quasi

King Guy

Jay Chandrasekhar

Duchamp

Kevin Heffernan

Pope Cornelius

Cardinal Claude

Erik Stolhanske

Village Scamp

Village Scamp

Quinn Heffernan

Village Scamp

Kelsey Heffernan

Pascal

Stefan

Marcus Henderson

Brother Giuseppe

Michael Yurchak

Queen Catherine

Adrianne Palicki

Woman in Crowd

Suzanne Gutierrez

Margot

Hassie Harrison

Emmanuelle

King's Guard Jonathan

Sheep F**ker

Laurent

Richard Perello

Oyster Woman at Banquet

Peasant

Torturer

King's Guard

King's Guard #2

Stephen Bralver

King's Guard

Pope's Guard

Torturee

Michael Heidemann

King's Guard

Kevin the Villager

King's Guard

Roman Mitichyan

Ancient Scholar

Villager

Bradley Duane Phillips

Villager

Romeo Armand Seay

Villager

Raymond Spaulding

Villager

Stewart Strauss

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Perhaps you've read
the story of Quasimodo, - Quasi

Perhaps you've read the story of Quasimodo,

Unless you were a king
who could just dismiss your wife - Quasi

Unless you were a king who could just dismiss your wife

Quasi! - Quasi

When you grow up in a bell tower,
you have a knack for keeping time. - Quasi

When you grow up in a bell tower, you have a knack for keepi...

- You're the one who's in such a rush.
- Let's walk together, huh? Like friends. - Quasi

- You're the one who's in such a rush. - Let'...

Is it that I've got a fatty deposit
the size of a giant gourd on my back? - Quasi

Is it that I've got a fatty deposit the size of a giant...

Duchamp, you can't give up
on something you've never had. - Quasi

Duchamp, you can't give up on something you've nev...

Well, I'm no soothsayer, - Quasi

Well, I'm no soothsayer,

Hey, "Pope Week." - Quasi

Hey, "Pope Week."

Oh, come on, Du. Don't waste your money.
Nobody wins those things. - Quasi

Oh, come on, Du. Don't waste your money. Nobody wins th...

- Du, you're being ridiculous.
- Croissant! - Quasi

- Du, you're being ridiculous. - Croissant!

Croissant? - Quasi

Incroyable! - Quasi

Fucker's gonna start with me on a...
On a fuckin' Monday of all things. - Quasi

Fucker's gonna start with me on a... On a fuckin' ...

Hey, you may think you're hot gruel
'cause you invented that rack, - Quasi

Hey, you may think you're hot gruel 'cause you inv...

I'm sure the king wouldn't wanna hear - Quasi

I'm sure the king wouldn't wanna hear

Dipshits, this is Michel,
your new guinea pig. - Quasi

Dipshits, this is Michel, your new guinea pig.

- Bonjour. Bonjour.
- Bonjour. - Quasi

- Bonjour. Bonjour. - Bonjour.

Huh, well, we used to test the devices
on real heretics, - Quasi

Huh, well, we used to test the devices on real heretics,

Now, who wants to see an exorcism? - Quasi

Now, who wants to see an exorcism?

May the Lord extend his peaceful hand
upon all of you. - Quasi

May the Lord extend his peaceful hand upon all of you.

Be gone, foul behezrahoth! - Quasi

Be gone, foul behezrahoth!

The French are pigs.
They all stink and eat garbage. - Quasi

The French are pigs. They all stink and eat garbage.

And the royals,
always marrying their own family. - Quasi

And the royals, always marrying their own family.

The new union will form a powerful
alliance between France and England. - Quasi

The new union will form a powerful alliance between France a...

Say,
have you heard the joke about the cookie? - Quasi

Say, have you heard the joke about the cookie?

- No, no. No! No. No!
- Come on. - Quasi

- No, no. No! No. No! - Come on.

Breakfast today is wine from
the Rhône valley and fresh Belon oysters. - Quasi

Breakfast today is wine from the Rhône valley and fresh Belo...

And where do your oysters come from,
my pet? - Quasi

And where do your oysters come from, my pet?

As I was saying, sire, - Quasi

As I was saying, sire,

My liege, if you hate the pope, - Quasi

My liege, if you hate the pope,

My new ornament wishes to discuss
the affairs of France. - Quasi

My new ornament wishes to discuss the affairs of France.

I was not told
she was going to speak so much. - Quasi

I was not told she was going to speak so much.

She's a regular smarty pantalons. - Quasi

She's a regular smarty pantalons.

Indeed, but a small price to pay
for a powerful alliance. - Quasi

Indeed, but a small price to pay for a powerful alliance.

A rather large price to pay for someone
who never wanted to be married again. - Quasi

A rather large price to pay for someone who never wanted to ...

But do look into that
phony-papal-decree idea, because why not? - Quasi

But do look into that phony-papal-decree idea, because why n...

It was like they were lifted from the sea
by nautical angels. - Quasi

It was like they were lifted from the sea by nautical angels...

Crisp, clean, salty. - Quasi

Crisp, clean, salty.

You know, if I was king,
there'd be Belon oysters on every table. - Quasi

You know, if I was king, there'd be Belon oysters on ev...

Has Lucien ever shared his oysters
with anyone here? - Quasi

Has Lucien ever shared his oysters with anyone here?

If he's gonna eat oysters in front of us,
shouldn't he bring enough for everybody? - Quasi

If he's gonna eat oysters in front of us, shouldn'...

Oui! - Quasi

Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! - Quasi

Oysters! Oysters! Oysters!

Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! - Quasi

Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters!

Your Highness, may I ask what brings you
to our, uh, humble place of work? - Quasi

Your Highness, may I ask what brings you to our, uh, humble ...

It's a queen's duty to familiarize herself
with all aspects of the kingdom. - Quasi

It's a queen's duty to familiarize herself with al...

Would be my privilege
to escort you around the premises. - Quasi

Would be my privilege to escort you around the premises.

Perhaps it would be best for me
to receive it from your superior. - Quasi

Perhaps it would be best for me to receive it from your supe...

Uh, begging your pardon, my queen, but
that torturer is in no way my superior. - Quasi

Uh, begging your pardon, my queen, but that torturer is in n...

I am just a humble subject of the king,
milady. - Quasi

I am just a humble subject of the king, milady.

How is it that you were chosen to man
the king's most effective torture device? - Quasi

How is it that you were chosen to man the king's most e...

Yeah, in an attempt to straighten my back, - Quasi

Yeah, in an attempt to straighten my back,

Smart and witty.
Seems you are very talented. - Quasi

Smart and witty. Seems you are very talented.

Perhaps you'd have more success
if you adjusted the flywheel. - Quasi

Perhaps you'd have more success if you adjusted the fly...

Then you'd have the benefits of both
horizontal tension and vertical tension. - Quasi

Then you'd have the benefits of both horizontal tension...

- You will?
- Yeah, "absolutement." - Quasi

- You will? - Yeah, "absolutement."

A unique combination, torturer… - Quasi

A unique combination, torturer…

What I meant to say was I very much
appreciate all your suggestions, my queen. - Quasi

What I meant to say was I very much appreciate all your sugg...

I actually got you the job. Hmm?
You could've mentioned that. - Quasi

I actually got you the job. Hmm? You could've mentioned...

Are we ignoring the fact that - Quasi

Are we ignoring the fact that

That's ridiculous. She's the queen. Hello. - Quasi

That's ridiculous. She's the queen. Hello.

The queen could have any dragon slayer,
wizard or chevalier in the kingdom. - Quasi

The queen could have any dragon slayer, wizard or chevalier ...

I have never known the touch of a woman,
and I never will. - Quasi

I have never known the touch of a woman, and I never will.

Don't be so hard on yourself.
The guys in the torture chamber like you. - Quasi

Don't be so hard on yourself. The guys in the torture c...

And on the night of her coronation, - Quasi

And on the night of her coronation,

Did you change something?
You look different. - Quasi

Did you change something? You look different.

A preliminary and lesser event leading up
to the coronation of your new queen. - Quasi

A preliminary and lesser event leading up to the coronation ...

Winner of the lottery - Quasi

Winner of the lottery

Take it from
the unluckiest person in France, - Quasi

Take it from the unluckiest person in France,

Without further ado,
Simone, the number, please! - Quasi

Without further ado, Simone, the number, please!

And the winning number is: - Quasi

And the winning number is:

That's me! It's me! - Quasi

That's me! It's me!

- The new number: F, four, three…
- Oh. Oh. - Quasi

- The new number: F, four, three… - Oh. Oh.

…three, three, - Quasi

…three, three,

Quasi! Quasi! Quasi!
Quasi! Quasi! Quasi! Quasi! - Quasi

Quasi! Quasi! Quasi! Quasi! Quasi! Quasi! Quasi!

Wow, it's so great you won!
I've never won anything in my life! - Quasi

Wow, it's so great you won! I've never won anythin...

Shut up! - Quasi

Oh, wait. No, Du, of course.
You should take the ticket. You bought it. - Quasi

Oh, wait. No, Du, of course. You should take the ticket. You...

No, no. It's cool.
I mean, I gave it to you, so… - Quasi

No, no. It's cool. I mean, I gave it to you, so…

Now you say, "Who's there?", sire. - Quasi

Now you say, "Who's there?", sire.

Your Majesty,
I present the torturer, Quasi Modo. - Quasi

Your Majesty, I present the torturer, Quasi Modo.

The queen tells me that as a tormentor,
you're unparalleled. - Quasi

The queen tells me that as a tormentor, you're unparall...

Sire, are you aware that he is the one - Quasi

Sire, are you aware that he is the one

So, Mr. Modo,
what's it feel like to be a winner? - Quasi

So, Mr. Modo, what's it feel like to be a winner?

Enjoy! Eat! Drink! - Quasi

Enjoy! Eat! Drink!

The queen tells me
that you're very fond of oysters. - Quasi

The queen tells me that you're very fond of oysters.

Then you must try the food of kings. - Quasi

Then you must try the food of kings.

Catherine, I wish to speak to Quasi alone
about things you would not understand. - Quasi

Catherine, I wish to speak to Quasi alone about things you w...

Foreskins, Adam's apples,
hemorrhoids and the like. - Quasi

Foreskins, Adam's apples, hemorrhoids and the like.

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Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Kevin Heffernan

Writer: Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme

Production: Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 2023

MetaScore: 51/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 20 Apr 2023

Awards: N/A

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