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Absolument. How about I bring backa giant sack of Belon oysters?

Quasi • 2023
Absolument. How about I bring back
a giant sack of Belon oysters?

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Absolument.
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How about I bring back a giant sack of Belon oysters?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:48
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
You know what? At the very least, - Quasi 00:06
You know what? At the very least,
Hey, extra rare on the hog anus, please. Just show it to the flame. - Quasi 00:06
Hey, extra rare on the hog anus, please. Just show it to the...
- Oh, hey. Terrible about Quasi. So sad. - Very sad. - Quasi 00:06
- Oh, hey. Terrible about Quasi. So sad. - Very sad.
Um, by chance, has anyone offered to buy me a drink tonight? - Quasi 00:05
Um, by chance, has anyone offered to buy me a drink tonight?
Screw that guy. I wish the hunchback stabbed those bastards. - Quasi 00:05
Screw that guy. I wish the hunchback stabbed those bastards.
Yeah, it looks like a young Marco Polo if his face got slammed with a hammer. - Quasi 00:07
Yeah, it looks like a young Marco Polo if his face got slamm...
Ugh. I fear I've been reading far too much Beowulf lately. I am so sorry. - Quasi 00:05
Ugh. I fear I've been reading far too much Beowulf late...
Ah. You smell of refreshingly aromatic fragrances. - Quasi 00:06
Ah. You smell of refreshingly aromatic fragrances.
Oh. I call that a selfie. - Quasi 00:05
Oh. I call that a selfie.
I don't know, but it is strangely satisfying. - Quasi 00:05
I don't know, but it is strangely satisfying.
Well, the king and pope believe you are dead - Quasi 00:08
Well, the king and pope believe you are dead
Um, I've spoken to my family in England, - Quasi 00:06
Um, I've spoken to my family in England,
The king's sole intention is to expand his power. - Quasi 00:05
The king's sole intention is to expand his power.
It is true! I saw your oyster rebellion. You are a leader. - Quasi 00:07
It is true! I saw your oyster rebellion. You are a leader.
I just believe everyone should have the opportunity to eat oysters. - Quasi 00:05
I just believe everyone should have the opportunity to eat o...
Oh, speaking of which, - Quasi 00:05
Oh, speaking of which,
Including, of course, - Quasi 00:06
Including, of course,
You're right. This is strangely satisfying and validating. - Quasi 00:06
You're right. This is strangely satisfying and validati...
Oh, hey. Hey, you kids. Get out of here. - Quasi 00:05
Oh, hey. Hey, you kids. Get out of here.
- I know, it's funny. It's a funny word. - Right? It's a good thing you said... - Quasi 00:05
- I know, it's funny. It's a funny word. - Right? ...