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Ah, somebody better stop me before I kill someone
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Quasi

Ah, somebody better stop mebefore I kill someone

Quasi • 2023
Ah, somebody better stop me
before I kill someone

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Ah, somebody better stop me before I kill someone.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:02
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Oh, God. There's no coming back from this. - Quasi 00:05
Oh, God. There's no coming back from this.
I think you did more than that. I think you killed me. - Quasi 00:08
I think you did more than that. I think you killed me.
Long live Pope Cornelius and King Guy! - Quasi 00:05
Long live Pope Cornelius and King Guy!
Four more years. Four more years. Four more years. - Quasi 00:07
Four more years. Four more years. Four more years.
Uh, this corpse is an affront to your combined excellencies. - Quasi 00:06
Uh, this corpse is an affront to your combined excellencies.
I will take it back to my place and pound it to a pulp with a rock. - Quasi 00:06
I will take it back to my place and pound it to a pulp with ...
So be it. Let the hero dispose of the body. - Quasi 00:06
So be it. Let the hero dispose of the body.
Okay, listen, we need to dispose of these clothes - Quasi 00:06
Okay, listen, we need to dispose of these clothes
You promise you'll come by regularly with supplies - Quasi 00:06
You promise you'll come by regularly with supplies
Absolument. - Quasi 00:07
Absolument.
You know what? At the very least, - Quasi 00:06
You know what? At the very least,
Hey, extra rare on the hog anus, please. Just show it to the flame. - Quasi 00:06
Hey, extra rare on the hog anus, please. Just show it to the...
- Oh, hey. Terrible about Quasi. So sad. - Very sad. - Quasi 00:06
- Oh, hey. Terrible about Quasi. So sad. - Very sad.
Um, by chance, has anyone offered to buy me a drink tonight? - Quasi 00:05
Um, by chance, has anyone offered to buy me a drink tonight?
Screw that guy. I wish the hunchback stabbed those bastards. - Quasi 00:05
Screw that guy. I wish the hunchback stabbed those bastards.
Yeah, it looks like a young Marco Polo if his face got slammed with a hammer. - Quasi 00:07
Yeah, it looks like a young Marco Polo if his face got slamm...
Ugh. I fear I've been reading far too much Beowulf lately. I am so sorry. - Quasi 00:05
Ugh. I fear I've been reading far too much Beowulf late...
Ah. You smell of refreshingly aromatic fragrances. - Quasi 00:06
Ah. You smell of refreshingly aromatic fragrances.
Oh. I call that a selfie. - Quasi 00:05
Oh. I call that a selfie.
I don't know, but it is strangely satisfying. - Quasi 00:05
I don't know, but it is strangely satisfying.