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At your private confession, I want you to assassinate the popein the name of France

Quasi • 2023
At your private confession, I want you to assassinate the pope
in the name of France

Full Transcript

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At your private confession,
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I want you to assassinate the pope in the name of France.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:22
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
These are actual depictions of the pope having sex with Saracen women. - Quasi 00:07
These are actual depictions of the pope having sex with Sara...
God chose you when you won the lottery. - Quasi 00:05
God chose you when you won the lottery.
And God knows that only you can take him by surprise. - Quasi 00:07
And God knows that only you can take him by surprise.
Yes. In the confessional, there will be a dagger hidden under the bench. - Quasi 00:06
Yes. In the confessional, there will be a dagger hidden unde...
You will drive that dagger into the pope's heart. - Quasi 00:05
You will drive that dagger into the pope's heart.
You will, or you will be executed as a traitor. - Quasi 00:06
You will, or you will be executed as a traitor.
You will assassinate the pope, - Quasi 00:11
You will assassinate the pope,
Do I make myself clear, Hunchback? - Quasi 00:05
Do I make myself clear, Hunchback?
Well, Mr. Celebrity, do you want a Black Death shot? - Quasi 00:05
Well, Mr. Celebrity, do you want a Black Death shot?
My name is Duchamp, and I am Quasi's hut mate. - Quasi 00:05
My name is Duchamp, and I am Quasi's hut mate.
You and your main mother-plucker over here. - Quasi 00:05
You and your main mother-plucker over here.
What is this? - Quasi 00:10
What is this?
By the way, Your Grace, - Quasi 00:07
By the way, Your Grace,
"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?" - Quasi 00:09
"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?"
Please, meet my new bride, Queen Catherine. - Quasi 00:06
Please, meet my new bride, Queen Catherine.
So, Catherine, congratulations on your coronation ceremony. - Quasi 00:06
So, Catherine, congratulations on your coronation ceremony.
I don't know that it will be daring, but thank you, Holy Father. - Quasi 00:06
I don't know that it will be daring, but thank you, Hol...
Oh, he's never one to pass up a crowd or to soak said crowd for donations. - Quasi 00:07
Oh, he's never one to pass up a crowd or to soak said c...
That crystal fucking wine glass that's right there on the table. - Quasi 00:06
That crystal fucking wine glass that's right there on t...
Cardinal Claude, I think I prefer you in that seat. - Quasi 00:07
Cardinal Claude, I think I prefer you in that seat.