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Cardinal Claude, I think I prefer you in that seat
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Cardinal Claude,I think I prefer you in that seat

Quasi • 2023
Cardinal Claude,
I think I prefer you in that seat

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Cardinal Claude, I think I prefer you in that seat.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:16
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Are we really doing this again in my country? - Quasi 00:06
Are we really doing this again in my country?
The only reason you're here is so you can horn in on her coronation. - Quasi 00:05
The only reason you're here is so you can horn in on he...
And you're only coronating because you don't have the sack to rule this country - Quasi 00:07
And you're only coronating because you don't have ...
Why don't you take your papal supremacy and shove it up your funny fucking hat? - Quasi 00:06
Why don't you take your papal supremacy and shove it up...
Uh, did you hear the one about the peanuts that were walking down the street? - Quasi 00:06
Uh, did you hear the one about the peanuts that were walking...
They'd be like, "Put it back in my vagina." - Quasi 00:06
They'd be like, "Put it back in my vagina."
Hey! I made my very special Confession Day fondue. - Quasi 00:06
Hey! I made my very special Confession Day fondue.
Mmm. Mon Dieu, that's good fondue. - Quasi 00:05
Mmm. Mon Dieu, that's good fondue.
Uh, if it doesn't hurt, then you gotta zhuzh it up a little bit. - Quasi 00:05
Uh, if it doesn't hurt, then you gotta zhuzh it up a li...
- Oh, my. - [Quasi gasps] - Quasi 00:18
- Oh, my. - [Quasi gasps]
Pontiff, may I introduce my finest employee - Quasi 00:08
Pontiff, may I introduce my finest employee
No requests to deflate that hump - Quasi 00:06
No requests to deflate that hump
Éclairs au chocolat. - Quasi 00:06
Éclairs au chocolat.
Okay, so, pull it thusly and push like this? - Quasi 00:05
Okay, so, pull it thusly and push like this?
Enough monk-y business. - Quasi 00:07
Enough monk-y business.
[both laugh] - Quasi 00:17
[both laugh]
Though, I cannot say how pleasant for the poor chap who has to wipe my ass. - Quasi 00:05
Though, I cannot say how pleasant for the poor chap who has ...
Um, Your Holiness, I have been tasked with something horrible, - Quasi 00:09
Um, Your Holiness, I have been tasked with something horribl...
He will straighten out your back in exchange for this one very small task. - Quasi 00:06
He will straighten out your back in exchange for this one ve...
He wants you to kill the king tomorrow at the public square in front of his people. - Quasi 00:05
He wants you to kill the king tomorrow at the public square ...