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Croissant? Why don't you duckwhen they throw stuff at you?

Quasi • 2023
Croissant? Why don't you duck
when they throw stuff at you?

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Croissant?
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Why don't you duck when they throw stuff at you?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:46
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Incroyable! - Quasi 00:06
Incroyable!
Fucker's gonna start with me on a... On a fuckin' Monday of all things. - Quasi 00:05
Fucker's gonna start with me on a... On a fuckin' ...
Hey, you may think you're hot gruel 'cause you invented that rack, - Quasi 00:08
Hey, you may think you're hot gruel 'cause you inv...
I'm sure the king wouldn't wanna hear - Quasi 00:07
I'm sure the king wouldn't wanna hear
Dipshits, this is Michel, your new guinea pig. - Quasi 00:05
Dipshits, this is Michel, your new guinea pig.
- Bonjour. Bonjour. - Bonjour. - Quasi 00:07
- Bonjour. Bonjour. - Bonjour.
Huh, well, we used to test the devices on real heretics, - Quasi 00:07
Huh, well, we used to test the devices on real heretics,
Now, who wants to see an exorcism? - Quasi 00:06
Now, who wants to see an exorcism?
May the Lord extend his peaceful hand upon all of you. - Quasi 00:07
May the Lord extend his peaceful hand upon all of you.
Be gone, foul behezrahoth! - Quasi 00:06
Be gone, foul behezrahoth!
The French are pigs. They all stink and eat garbage. - Quasi 00:07
The French are pigs. They all stink and eat garbage.
And the royals, always marrying their own family. - Quasi 00:06
And the royals, always marrying their own family.
The new union will form a powerful alliance between France and England. - Quasi 00:06
The new union will form a powerful alliance between France a...
Say, have you heard the joke about the cookie? - Quasi 00:05
Say, have you heard the joke about the cookie?
- No, no. No! No. No! - Come on. - Quasi 00:07
- No, no. No! No. No! - Come on.
Breakfast today is wine from the Rhône valley and fresh Belon oysters. - Quasi 00:06
Breakfast today is wine from the Rhône valley and fresh Belo...
And where do your oysters come from, my pet? - Quasi 00:06
And where do your oysters come from, my pet?
As I was saying, sire, - Quasi 00:07
As I was saying, sire,
My liege, if you hate the pope, - Quasi 00:09
My liege, if you hate the pope,
My new ornament wishes to discuss the affairs of France. - Quasi 00:06
My new ornament wishes to discuss the affairs of France.