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Foreskins, Adam's apples, hemorrhoids and the like
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Foreskins, Adam's apples,hemorrhoids and the like

Quasi • 2023
Foreskins, Adam's apples,
hemorrhoids and the like

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Foreskins, Adam's apples, hemorrhoids and the like.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:32
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
My new queen likes to speak of hemorrhoids. - Quasi 00:05
My new queen likes to speak of hemorrhoids.
Quasi, I would like you to kill the pope. - Quasi 00:06
Quasi, I would like you to kill the pope.
Um, I'm sorry, Your Majesty. - Quasi 00:05
Um, I'm sorry, Your Majesty.
At your private confession, - Quasi 00:09
At your private confession,
These are actual depictions of the pope having sex with Saracen women. - Quasi 00:07
These are actual depictions of the pope having sex with Sara...
God chose you when you won the lottery. - Quasi 00:05
God chose you when you won the lottery.
And God knows that only you can take him by surprise. - Quasi 00:07
And God knows that only you can take him by surprise.
Yes. In the confessional, there will be a dagger hidden under the bench. - Quasi 00:06
Yes. In the confessional, there will be a dagger hidden unde...
You will drive that dagger into the pope's heart. - Quasi 00:05
You will drive that dagger into the pope's heart.
You will, or you will be executed as a traitor. - Quasi 00:06
You will, or you will be executed as a traitor.
You will assassinate the pope, - Quasi 00:11
You will assassinate the pope,
Do I make myself clear, Hunchback? - Quasi 00:05
Do I make myself clear, Hunchback?
Well, Mr. Celebrity, do you want a Black Death shot? - Quasi 00:05
Well, Mr. Celebrity, do you want a Black Death shot?
My name is Duchamp, and I am Quasi's hut mate. - Quasi 00:05
My name is Duchamp, and I am Quasi's hut mate.
You and your main mother-plucker over here. - Quasi 00:05
You and your main mother-plucker over here.
What is this? - Quasi 00:10
What is this?
By the way, Your Grace, - Quasi 00:07
By the way, Your Grace,
"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?" - Quasi 00:09
"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?"
Please, meet my new bride, Queen Catherine. - Quasi 00:06
Please, meet my new bride, Queen Catherine.
So, Catherine, congratulations on your coronation ceremony. - Quasi 00:06
So, Catherine, congratulations on your coronation ceremony.