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Guards, take the hunchback's head

Quasi • 2023
Guards, take the hunchback's head

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Guards, take the hunchback's head.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:51
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Such is the fate of the mangled, lonely weirdo. Eh, Hunchback? - Quasi 00:09
Such is the fate of the mangled, lonely weirdo. Eh, Hunchbac...
Un. Deux. - Quasi 00:10
Un. Deux.
The hunchback is a member of the royal family. - Quasi 00:05
The hunchback is a member of the royal family.
He who lays a hand on him shall pay the ultimate price. - Quasi 00:06
He who lays a hand on him shall pay the ultimate price.
It can't be. It must be dirt or a wine stain. - Quasi 00:07
It can't be. It must be dirt or a wine stain.
Are you sure it's not jelly? Sometimes I get jelly on my shoulder. - Quasi 00:05
Are you sure it's not jelly? Sometimes I get jelly on m...
Oh, he is of royal blood. - Quasi 00:06
Oh, he is of royal blood.
Is this how you treat a loyal subject who, on your orders, - Quasi 00:08
Is this how you treat a loyal subject who, on your orders,
The king asked me to kill you, oh, Holy One. - Quasi 00:06
The king asked me to kill you, oh, Holy One.
Hunchback, are you saying that the king ordered you to kill me? - Quasi 00:08
Hunchback, are you saying that the king ordered you to kill ...
Just before you commanded me to assassinate him. - Quasi 00:06
Just before you commanded me to assassinate him.
Is this what you want? Surely, you want more from a leader. - Quasi 00:06
Is this what you want? Surely, you want more from a leader.
I was once like you. I thought I didn't matter. - Quasi 00:06
I was once like you. I thought I didn't matter.
But I've learned, with the help of my friends… - Quasi 00:09
But I've learned, with the help of my friends…
If this sad, lonely hunchback can sit at a table with the king - Quasi 00:13
If this sad, lonely hunchback can sit at a table with the ki...
We can all eat oysters! - Quasi 00:05
We can all eat oysters!
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! - Quasi 00:07
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters!
So this is that oyster chant I've been hearing about. - Quasi 00:05
So this is that oyster chant I've been hearing about.
The next person to say "oysters" will be disemboweled. - Quasi 00:06
The next person to say "oysters" will be disembowe...
You know what? I've had just about enough of you and your country. - Quasi 00:05
You know what? I've had just about enough of you and yo...