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Quasi

"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?" "Is not my very existence proofthere is no God?" I...

Quasi • 2023
"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?" "Is not my very existence proof
there is no God?" I don't want to get into
that whole hornet's nest

Full Transcript

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"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?"
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"Is not my very existence proof there is no God?"
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I don't want to get into that whole hornet's nest.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:56
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Please, meet my new bride, Queen Catherine. - Quasi 00:06
Please, meet my new bride, Queen Catherine.
So, Catherine, congratulations on your coronation ceremony. - Quasi 00:06
So, Catherine, congratulations on your coronation ceremony.
I don't know that it will be daring, but thank you, Holy Father. - Quasi 00:06
I don't know that it will be daring, but thank you, Hol...
Oh, he's never one to pass up a crowd or to soak said crowd for donations. - Quasi 00:07
Oh, he's never one to pass up a crowd or to soak said c...
That crystal fucking wine glass that's right there on the table. - Quasi 00:06
That crystal fucking wine glass that's right there on t...
Cardinal Claude, I think I prefer you in that seat. - Quasi 00:07
Cardinal Claude, I think I prefer you in that seat.
Are we really doing this again in my country? - Quasi 00:06
Are we really doing this again in my country?
The only reason you're here is so you can horn in on her coronation. - Quasi 00:05
The only reason you're here is so you can horn in on he...
And you're only coronating because you don't have the sack to rule this country - Quasi 00:07
And you're only coronating because you don't have ...
Why don't you take your papal supremacy and shove it up your funny fucking hat? - Quasi 00:06
Why don't you take your papal supremacy and shove it up...
Uh, did you hear the one about the peanuts that were walking down the street? - Quasi 00:06
Uh, did you hear the one about the peanuts that were walking...
They'd be like, "Put it back in my vagina." - Quasi 00:06
They'd be like, "Put it back in my vagina."
Hey! I made my very special Confession Day fondue. - Quasi 00:06
Hey! I made my very special Confession Day fondue.
Mmm. Mon Dieu, that's good fondue. - Quasi 00:05
Mmm. Mon Dieu, that's good fondue.
Uh, if it doesn't hurt, then you gotta zhuzh it up a little bit. - Quasi 00:05
Uh, if it doesn't hurt, then you gotta zhuzh it up a li...
- Oh, my. - [Quasi gasps] - Quasi 00:18
- Oh, my. - [Quasi gasps]
Pontiff, may I introduce my finest employee - Quasi 00:08
Pontiff, may I introduce my finest employee
No requests to deflate that hump - Quasi 00:06
No requests to deflate that hump
Éclairs au chocolat. - Quasi 00:06
Éclairs au chocolat.
Okay, so, pull it thusly and push like this? - Quasi 00:05
Okay, so, pull it thusly and push like this?