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I've never even been to Champagne. I hear it's lovely
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I've never even been to Champagne.I hear it's lovely

Quasi • 2023
I've never even been to Champagne.
I hear it's lovely

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I've never even been to Champagne. I hear it's lovely.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
01:31:14
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Duchamp, we will go to Champagne together. - Quasi 00:05
Duchamp, we will go to Champagne together.
And we will drink much, much wine. - Quasi 00:06
And we will drink much, much wine.
Subjects of France, kneel before your new king. - Quasi 00:06
Subjects of France, kneel before your new king.
Come, Quasi. Your kingdom awaits you. - Quasi 00:05
Come, Quasi. Your kingdom awaits you.
And so it was, a new king was crowned. - Quasi 00:28
And so it was, a new king was crowned.
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! - Quasi 00:08
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oyster...
And their reign lasted many years, - Quasi 00:15
And their reign lasted many years,
Look at how these guys do it. See how they do it? - Quasi 00:30
Look at how these guys do it. See how they do it?
- Action. - Oh, can you bring a hollandaise sauce - Quasi 00:06
- Action. - Oh, can you bring a hollandaise sauce
Oh, could you bring an au jus for the hog anus, please? - Quasi 00:06
Oh, could you bring an au jus for the hog anus, please?
Oh, could you bring some orange marmalade for the hog anus, please? - Quasi 00:06
Oh, could you bring some orange marmalade for the hog anus, ...
Oh, could you bring some Cool Ranch Doritos for the hog anus, please? - Quasi 00:06
Oh, could you bring some Cool Ranch Doritos for the hog anus...
If I go with you, they'll undoubtedly find me… - Quasi 00:07
If I go with you, they'll undoubtedly find me…
But a word of caution. Do not pay the ferryman... - Quasi 00:05
But a word of caution. Do not pay the ferryman...
This is my second day. I… - Quasi 00:07
This is my second day. I…
I can't help but notice all these important looks you're throwing at him. - Quasi 00:06
I can't help but notice all these important looks you&#...
And I, m-mine. - Quasi 00:05
And I, m-mine.
♪ Ding dang dong Ding dang dong ♪ - Quasi 00:06
♪ Ding dang dong Ding dang dong ♪