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Quasi

Merde. You bastard magnifique. Someone's getting a lot more vassalsto rule over. Thank...

Quasi • 2023
Merde. You bastard magnifique. Someone's getting a lot more vassals
to rule over. Thank you, sire. I hope they're English. [both laugh]

Full Transcript

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Merde.
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You bastard magnifique.
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Someone's getting a lot more vassals to rule over.
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Thank you, sire. I hope they're English.
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[both laugh]
Duration
15 seconds
Views
93
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:44
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2024
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Oh, do you think he'll wail like a maiden when he finds him dead? - Quasi 00:22
Oh, do you think he'll wail like a maiden when he finds...
You have exactly five seconds to explain why the pope is still alive. - Quasi 00:07
You have exactly five seconds to explain why the pope is sti...
There was no dagger in the confessional. I didn't have anything to kill him with. - Quasi 00:05
There was no dagger in the confessional. I didn't have ...
Probably thieves. You know France and its thieves. - Quasi 00:05
Probably thieves. You know France and its thieves.
Yes, well, France certainly has thieves, doesn't it? Especially in confessionals. - Quasi 00:05
Yes, well, France certainly has thieves, doesn't it? Es...
You have left me with unfinished business, Hunchback. - Quasi 00:06
You have left me with unfinished business, Hunchback.
But perhaps we could wait and try again later. - Quasi 00:06
But perhaps we could wait and try again later.
Say, oh, next Christmas. - Quasi 00:05
Say, oh, next Christmas.
Can... He would never see that coming. Can you imagine how surprised he'd... - Quasi 00:07
Can... He would never see that coming. Can you imagine how s...
Excellent idea, indeed. - Quasi 00:05
Excellent idea, indeed.
Tomorrow at our public appearance in the square, you will kill the pope. - Quasi 00:08
Tomorrow at our public appearance in the square, you will ki...
Then my guards will subdue you, proving the power of the throne over the church. - Quasi 00:07
Then my guards will subdue you, proving the power of the thr...
And then we'll reward you with wives and money and land - Quasi 00:06
And then we'll reward you with wives and money and land
Yeah. No. I feel like there's some holes in that plan. - Quasi 00:07
Yeah. No. I feel like there's some holes in that plan.
You will kill the pope tomorrow, or I will slit your throat myself! - Quasi 00:05
You will kill the pope tomorrow, or I will slit your throat ...
I'm assuming you'll have him publicly executed thereafter, sire? - Quasi 00:05
I'm assuming you'll have him publicly executed the...
If I can kill my former wife for flapping her gums, - Quasi 00:07
If I can kill my former wife for flapping her gums,
After the coronation, and with the pope out of the way, - Quasi 00:07
After the coronation, and with the pope out of the way,
And then my new wife will find herself quite expendable. - Quasi 00:07
And then my new wife will find herself quite expendable.
Would it be easier if we got a third guard to come in and kill both of these guys? - Quasi 00:06
Would it be easier if we got a third guard to come in and ki...