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No. I was captured by the king
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No. I was captured by the king

Quasi • 2023
No. I was captured by the king

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No. I was captured by the king.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:22
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
And then, my new lover, Queen Catherine, freed me. - Quasi 00:06
And then, my new lover, Queen Catherine, freed me.
Well, I-I... I may have told one person. - Quasi 00:05
Well, I-I... I may have told one person.
And then I went to the cave, and I saw you in there with the queen, laughing. - Quasi 00:06
And then I went to the cave, and I saw you in there with the...
I used to be the big swinging dick in this relationship. - Quasi 00:05
I used to be the big swinging dick in this relationship.
You were just sad, lonely Quasi, and I was big, jolly Duchamp. - Quasi 00:06
You were just sad, lonely Quasi, and I was big, jolly Ducham...
"How's it hangin', Champ? What's up, Duch?" - Quasi 00:08
"How's it hangin', Champ? What's up, Duc...
Okay, well, let me tell you something, Duchamp. - Quasi 00:05
Okay, well, let me tell you something, Duchamp.
You may have once been the big swinging dick, - Quasi 00:08
You may have once been the big swinging dick,
[grunts] - Quasi 00:07
[grunts]
[shouts, groans] - Quasi 00:09
[shouts, groans]
Let go of me! Let go of me! Hey! Let go of me! [grunts] - Quasi 00:13
Let go of me! Let go of me! Hey! Let go of me! [grunts]
Behold, the best friend to the criminal Quasi. - Quasi 00:06
Behold, the best friend to the criminal Quasi.
I definitely remember the handsome hunchback. - Quasi 00:05
I definitely remember the handsome hunchback.
Well, perhaps a public torturing at the coronation will refresh your memory. - Quasi 00:07
Well, perhaps a public torturing at the coronation will refr...
Unless, of course, the hunchback is here listening. - Quasi 00:06
Unless, of course, the hunchback is here listening.
Perhaps he'd like to show himself to save his best friend. - Quasi 00:06
Perhaps he'd like to show himself to save his best frie...
I told you, he's not my friend. I hate that twisted, creepy virgin. - Quasi 00:06
I told you, he's not my friend. I hate that twisted, cr...
Wait, hold on, okay, hold on. We can talk about this, right? Hold on. Hold on. - Quasi 00:06
Wait, hold on, okay, hold on. We can talk about this, right?...
Leave me alone. Where are you taking me? - Quasi 00:05
Leave me alone. Where are you taking me?
Oh, yeah. It was a knife from the guards. Stuck in the fatty deposit of my hump. - Quasi 00:07
Oh, yeah. It was a knife from the guards. Stuck in the fatty...