To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
No, I have a plan
Please log in to add to collections.
Quasi

No, I have a plan

Quasi • 2023
No, I have a plan

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.083
No, I have a plan.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:01
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Gets me off the hook from killing the king and the pope - Quasi 00:08
Gets me off the hook from killing the king and the pope
- I really like that part, a lot! - Yeah. - Quasi 00:06
- I really like that part, a lot! - Yeah.
After all, you are my… - Quasi 00:05
After all, you are my…
Yeah. Yeah. Big day tomorrow. Let's do this. - Quasi 00:06
Yeah. Yeah. Big day tomorrow. Let's do this.
And in closing, God smiles upon France, - Quasi 00:13
And in closing, God smiles upon France,
Eh, glory be to God and bless you. - Quasi 00:05
Eh, glory be to God and bless you.
By the divine right of kings, I am the hand of God. - Quasi 00:06
By the divine right of kings, I am the hand of God.
And after this week's coronation, - Quasi 00:09
And after this week's coronation,
But, remember, - Quasi 00:08
But, remember,
How about I put the foot of God up your royal ass? - Quasi 00:05
How about I put the foot of God up your royal ass?
How about you try in that dress of yours? - Quasi 00:05
How about you try in that dress of yours?
Oh. Lord help us. He seems quite insane and dangerous. - Quasi 00:06
Oh. Lord help us. He seems quite insane and dangerous.
Ah, somebody better stop me before I kill someone. - Quasi 00:06
Ah, somebody better stop me before I kill someone.
Oh, God. There's no coming back from this. - Quasi 00:05
Oh, God. There's no coming back from this.
I think you did more than that. I think you killed me. - Quasi 00:08
I think you did more than that. I think you killed me.
Long live Pope Cornelius and King Guy! - Quasi 00:05
Long live Pope Cornelius and King Guy!
Four more years. Four more years. Four more years. - Quasi 00:07
Four more years. Four more years. Four more years.
Uh, this corpse is an affront to your combined excellencies. - Quasi 00:06
Uh, this corpse is an affront to your combined excellencies.
I will take it back to my place and pound it to a pulp with a rock. - Quasi 00:06
I will take it back to my place and pound it to a pulp with ...
So be it. Let the hero dispose of the body. - Quasi 00:06
So be it. Let the hero dispose of the body.