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Quasi

Oh, do you think he'll wail like a maidenwhen he finds him dead? God, I hope so. Holy...

Quasi • 2023
Oh, do you think he'll wail like a maiden
when he finds him dead? God, I hope so. Holy shit,
I have to take a holy shit. [groans] [farting] Quickly. [groans] Bring me the hunchback. Yes, sire

Full Transcript

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Oh, do you think he'll wail like a maiden when he finds him dead?
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God, I hope so.
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Holy shit, I have to take a holy shit. [groans]
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[farting] Quickly.
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[groans]
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Bring me the hunchback.
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Yes, sire.
Duration
22 seconds
Views
85
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:02
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2024
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
You have exactly five seconds to explain why the pope is still alive. - Quasi 00:07
You have exactly five seconds to explain why the pope is sti...
There was no dagger in the confessional. I didn't have anything to kill him with. - Quasi 00:05
There was no dagger in the confessional. I didn't have ...
Probably thieves. You know France and its thieves. - Quasi 00:05
Probably thieves. You know France and its thieves.
Yes, well, France certainly has thieves, doesn't it? Especially in confessionals. - Quasi 00:05
Yes, well, France certainly has thieves, doesn't it? Es...
You have left me with unfinished business, Hunchback. - Quasi 00:06
You have left me with unfinished business, Hunchback.
But perhaps we could wait and try again later. - Quasi 00:06
But perhaps we could wait and try again later.
Say, oh, next Christmas. - Quasi 00:05
Say, oh, next Christmas.
Can... He would never see that coming. Can you imagine how surprised he'd... - Quasi 00:07
Can... He would never see that coming. Can you imagine how s...
Excellent idea, indeed. - Quasi 00:05
Excellent idea, indeed.
Tomorrow at our public appearance in the square, you will kill the pope. - Quasi 00:08
Tomorrow at our public appearance in the square, you will ki...
Then my guards will subdue you, proving the power of the throne over the church. - Quasi 00:07
Then my guards will subdue you, proving the power of the thr...
And then we'll reward you with wives and money and land - Quasi 00:06
And then we'll reward you with wives and money and land
Yeah. No. I feel like there's some holes in that plan. - Quasi 00:07
Yeah. No. I feel like there's some holes in that plan.
You will kill the pope tomorrow, or I will slit your throat myself! - Quasi 00:05
You will kill the pope tomorrow, or I will slit your throat ...
I'm assuming you'll have him publicly executed thereafter, sire? - Quasi 00:05
I'm assuming you'll have him publicly executed the...
If I can kill my former wife for flapping her gums, - Quasi 00:07
If I can kill my former wife for flapping her gums,
After the coronation, and with the pope out of the way, - Quasi 00:07
After the coronation, and with the pope out of the way,
And then my new wife will find herself quite expendable. - Quasi 00:07
And then my new wife will find herself quite expendable.
Would it be easier if we got a third guard to come in and kill both of these guys? - Quasi 00:06
Would it be easier if we got a third guard to come in and ki...
Quasi! I'm not usually this guy, but I gotta know. - Quasi 00:06
Quasi! I'm not usually this guy, but I gotta know.